Anal Probe

a Name for a Part of a Alien Abduction whne they stick a Probe into The Abductie's Anal Regions

Cartman Gets a Anal Probe

by Clint H. Hoyt February 8, 2007

GERIATRIC POLY PROBE

When you take an elderly woman’s false teeth out and stick them in her ass and then you perform anal sex on her.

Yo dude, I picked up this old bitch at Bingo last night. The dumb ho wouldn’t stop talkin’ so I gave her the Geriatric Poly Probe

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 5, 2009

probalation

In short it means Premature Ejaculation.
To be said very quickly, deeply & softly

"So what seems to be the problem"
"I...er...have....probaltion

by Andy J May 13, 2005

Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock

A self caused cockblock, with so much blocking power, it can only be caused by a major act of stupidity; Brought upon by themselves with good intentions for the receiver, but ended up bitting them in the ass. SPTC for short.

Guy 1: "Ha! That creeper just asked the hottest girl at university for nude photos via text!"

Guy 2: "He's got major Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock now; He's never getting laid."

by c.NEWBY;m.MANYARD;m.CAMERON May 28, 2010

Positive Problem

A problem which, while it may be annoying, you dont really mind having, or a problem that you would rather have than not have.

I brought home too many groceries to fit in my refrigerator. Since this means that both food is readily available to me and that i have the money to buy it, this is a positive problem.

by SenexTheWise November 19, 2010

second world problem

Problems that the working poor have but the wealthy class just don't understand.

Boss : My security system bill is due. We pay it once a year for convenience. I know, It's a first world problem.
Me : My gas service and water service has been cut off for a few months now. If I cant get my water service back on, I'll be evicted. I know, second world problem.

by Robyn Bankx June 22, 2017

probemotion

Getting a promotion by getting fucked in the ass.

Luke: Did you hear about Haley?
Mark: No. What happened?
Luke: She got a probemotion last week.

by digitechguy July 25, 2011