band practice

A euphemism for sex

Will: Jeah, wanna go to band practice?

Jeah: Nahh, not with you

by Bee [: October 14, 2009

practice girl

A girl who has had sex with more than a few guys.

Ty don't think Sara is the wife type she's a practice girl, she is loose,probably has a std, shes def been with more than three guys.

by trutella December 1, 2011

practise passion

A way of phrasing wanking in such a way as to sound like you aren't a lonely freak. Also good for not freaking out girlfriends.

Guy 1: Man, my junk is killing me. I gotta go practise passion.

Gal: What were you doing in there? Were you jerking off?
Guy 2: Nah, girl. I was practising passion, just for you.
Gal: Aww, that's so sweet.

by JustGreat September 29, 2009

Water Practice

A cover name for the act of smearing bodily fluids all over one's face. This act most commonly occurs directly after a dirty movie or an intense workout.

Brock: "I'm ready for some water practice. It gives me such an overwhelming sense of fulfilment."

by jello_man April 15, 2009

Target Practice

You're banging a girl and right before you blow, you push her out the window. Try to hit her on the way down...Target Practice!!

I had this sloot over last night in the penthouse...shit got boring so we did a little target practice!

by jonesy April 8, 2005

Choir practice

Slang for a woman going to see a man named singer for sex

Jb fully just went to choir practice i saw her sneak out

by CEO of choir practice May 20, 2011

practice spouse

This is the person you first married. They are whom you practice the act of marriage with. You may or may not get it right and move to another spouse. This applies to all genders and intermingling of genders and not specific to the traditional male / female ideal of marriage.

This is my wife/husband, or as I refer to her/him my practice spouse.

In honor of my Practice Spouse Lorri H!

by SH21 March 12, 2020