portland pub

A lesbian bar, especially one with a large selection of beers.

We’ll be heading to a portland pub to celebrate her coming out.

by vanishingly February 23, 2021

portland famous

1) A common phrase used by Portlandians to describe how cool and popular THEY are. It's often used in first person. The types of people who use these words are usually very douchey and full of themselves. This is a way for them to feel important even though they are not.

2) A phrase used by Portlandians to describe a person who thinks they are way cooler than they actually are.

1) "Bro...! Did you see me last night? I pretty much run this town. #PortlandFamous"

2) "You know that bartender we always see around town, he seems nice but he's totally Portland Famous."

by Martoon November 3, 2015

portland handshake

Pepper spraying someone.

If you come at me I'm going to give you a Portland handshake.

by That guy CP February 3, 2021

Portland Tennessee

A small town where it's normal to be driven to school in a tractor. 3/4 of the population is made up of mullet wearing hillbillies, who wear cowboy boots.

Person one: do you see that kid with a mullet? He got driven to school in a tractor.
Person two: yeah? that's because he's from Portland Tennessee.

by ihatecountrypeople September 7, 2021

Portland Pushrod

Cracking an egg into someone's ass and scrambling it with your penis.

Tim and I forgot a bowl to scramble eggs when we went camping, so we used the Portland Pushrod to scramble them.

by spidr pig May 24, 2020

South of Portland

When you're trying to go in the front, but go in the back instead.

When my boyfriend comes to visit, he usually ends up South of Portland

by Snark_Attack July 8, 2017

Portland Park

a place were the kids of 5th - 15th ave in the city of Haverhill,MA find home and refuge.

"Yo, lets go to portland and smoke that bogie!"

"Portland Park"

by JOFAxxx November 6, 2011