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Genuinely the chillest fucking place ever and I have no clue why
Boutta go on pornhub for the 5th time today.”
by Shaqitus October 10, 2021
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A family friendly website for children to watch and learn about the human body
Kid: hey mom I’m gonna go watch pornhub.

Mom: okay let me know if you learned anything new!
by Mr. Spicy April 1, 2023
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Pornography website used by perverts and people who are single. Avoid this website at all costs.
I accidentally went on pornhub, now i gotta clear my history.
by Smochort11 March 19, 2021
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A website that is used to corrupt young people's minds to make them think what sex is

Can also be a website that people use to fap everyday, which is not very good for the health
Karl: YO DUDE COME WATCH THIS VID ON PORNHUB
Chris: GET OFF THAT SHIT YOU DIRTY ASS
by atomiclol January 30, 2023
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get back to class you pervert and stop looking for porn here cause they blocked on the school websites
*me when i see someone looking for pornhub in the library*

Boy if you dont get your nasty ass outta here
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Pornhubitis

The sudden action of casual conversation or moment to instant sexual urge/ being horny.

Like watching porn and you want too immediately get to it, you do it in a physical action without the foreplay. Utterly confusing the recipient and feeling uncomfortable.
"Me and my friend we in a call watching a video and he started flirting with the other it was fucking weird."
"Yeah, that's a bad case of Pornhubitis. Were they drunk?"
"Probably."
by DoggoWithAGlocco January 27, 2024
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Sponsoring pornhub

Kane… Son… and Btec Neymar…
trying to win in Premier league…
W/ Tottenham

But, they do not have good midfield and defense, and so it’s money..

To solve this financial problem, Tottenham must atleast make new sponsor and cannot rely on AIG rip-off to be MU 2008.

But what is the best one?
Spotify? No
Disney? No
Twitter? No

Pornhub? Correct

You see, this world is boring, and human is on the brink of extinction in near decades or centuries. We can’t just put our biological parts to the robots as replacement. We are real… As a destructive species, we think this world like a game. We are bad after all. It’s like doing self genocide, or slaves replacement (robots) in the future.

Back to the topic, so sponsoring Phub is easy. What else we could add in the back of Tottenham’s kit? Ah yes, R34. As time goes on, people will melt their reality on digital stuffs that will result to mix their life, making apart of it. Internet audiences is big, and this may increase more fan for Tottenham. Since its also 18+ website but with either of their OC or making version of it, will poor Kane suffers? Probably… and I’m not even Tottenham fan.

We completed!

1 year later…

No way…

No even 1 year, Tottenham profit 500 million.
Incredible, and still haven’t won trophy.

Ok, what’s the influence after its sponsor?
Uhhh…

10% to 90%

Crazy addiction…

And now I lost my friend. He is now doing 58th time already…
Goddamn it.
Written by Chelsea Fan

Sponsoring Pornhub
The book
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