Torturing the Porcelain

Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.

I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.

by Beeb E. King October 20, 2014

Porcelain Therapy

relieving yourself via the toilet after eating too much thus making yourself feel better; most commonly done after eating at a buffet or other all you can eat type situation. i.e. taking a dump

-hey man, i don't feel so good. i think i ate too much at the buffet
-yeah me too, let's go get some porcelain therapy.
-what is that? where can we get it?
-go to take a dump in the bathroom
-oh! i love porcelain therapy!

by eljameso123 August 15, 2017

Porcelain Punisher

A person who makes a large mess in the toilet, usually after eating specific foods.

"After I ate at Taco Bell, I knew I was going to be a porcelain punisher"

"This is the last time I let Jerry use my bathroom! He's such a porcelain punisher!"

by Mr. Teumessian May 12, 2023

Porcelain Panini

The act of smashing a fresh turd between the seat and lid of a toilet.

I had to drop a deuce in the worst way but couldn't as someone had turned my shitter into a porcelain panini.

by Stank22 January 19, 2016

porcelain challenge

Mostly done by Gen Z, When someone grinds up antique china into fine powder and snorts it like nose candy

1: “Did you hear about Gen Z doing the porcelain challenge?”
2: “ yeah my kids did it to my best china”

by Kseungmin October 2, 2022

Porcelain Baptism

When you're a well hung man and you lean forward sitting on the toilet and the tip of your penis hits the water giving you a cold wet surprise

ah Crap! I just gave myself a porcelain baptism again.

by Lothar January 13, 2018

porcelain elephant

Circle jerk on a fat chick

Eww bro, did you just kiss that porcelain elephant?

by The collector April 29, 2019