Michigan Wolverines

The Michigan Wolverines are a NCAA Big 10 football team that has got the short end of the stick for the past decade. There are team that has a shitty fanbase; often thinking they are better than they really are. Despite this, their rivals fanbases tend to be equally as bad or worse (especially the fans in Ohio). They've went through a cycle of coaches that were both awful and culture changing to Maize and Blues history. In recent years, their new head coach Jim Harbaugh has tried his best to turn around this program, yet he still can't beat Ohio State in "The Game." Every year it seems like Michigan will do well, they fail. They blow it against some shit team, then they follow that up by getting beat by the Buckeyes The Game being the only semi-hard game on THEEEE Ohio State schedule.

Michigan Fan: "The Michigan Wolverines will be great this year!"

Any other NCAAF team fan: "Yeah just as great as you've been for the last ten years."

OSU fan: "We will always be the best team in the Big Ten. Also, Urban Meyers dick is the tastiest think I've put in my mouth!!!"

by CollegeFootballFan123 November 11, 2018

Filthy Wolverine

When your giving or boyfriend a bj, right as he cums have your friend sneak up from behind and get him in a full Nelson, then bite his dick. This maneuver will make his bones pop out from his knuckles like Wolverine.

“Yeah, scream you filthy wolverine”

by SmeeveJeeve September 28, 2020

wolverine

While in the act of fisting a female, suddenly you spread open your hand and fingers and make the noise, "shvling" or however you think it sounds when Wolverine takes out his claws.

Sally screamed in pain when I decided to perform the Wolverine.

by Peter Woldman December 13, 2008

Michigan wolverines

the best team to ever play football. now before you say they suck, weve always been good exept for the past 2 years. OSU has been bad exept sence 2002. You cock suckers dont remember because you were too busy getting your ribs removed so you can jizz in your own mouth

#1 in wins
had best coach ever. Bo Chembeckler
has a 54-49 record agaisnt osu
any more questions?
MICHIGAN WOLVERINES

by the poster of this word September 26, 2009

wolverine

Angry, hairy looking man that drinks in the Nelson

Wolverine was fighting in the Nelson car park again last night.

by pudding and pie August 6, 2003

pelvis pulveriser

A practicioner of vicious sexual intercourse, often homosexual.

He was a pelvis pulveriser. That's why I'm in a wheelchair.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

Wolverine Squadron X

The top squadron of wolverine-minded individuals. A secret society. The best of the best. The ultimate club.

Wolverine Squadron X!!! Assemble!!!!

by Wolverine Squadron X Member January 24, 2008