poltergeist

The act of engaging in doggy-style sex and having a friend come in the room and take your place without the girl knowing, you then walk outside a window where she can see you and wave happily at her.

"last night my brother and I pulled a poltergeist! You should have seen my mom's face!"

by pastafagioli May 18, 2010

Poyeted

when a so-so football player is turned into a Champion after being coached by Gus Poyet at Brighton

Adam El-Abd was an OK defender but turned into a superstar after being Poyeted

by geekalpha October 9, 2011

Poltergasm

When, during oral sex performed on a female, the female arches her back off of the bed and seemingly levitates due to the intensity of her orgasm.

He's so talented at oral sex he gives me poltergasms.

by Lttlmstrbl October 13, 2012

politerate

1. Informed on, and conversationally fluent in current events and decision-making processes.
2. Used to describe an aware, non-aligned individual who remains engaged while eschewing hysteria; usually of the Millennial generation.

I always discuss the news with Jay Z because he is so politerate.

by jeffersontroll September 7, 2015

polterglitch

A mysterious and paranormal phonomenon, whereby hi-tech machines encounter numerous functional problems in the home, but appear to be without fault when examined by an expert.

That damn Polterglitch is screwing with the TV again!

by Alice October 19, 2003

poltergeists

a word used to describe beings of a ghostly form. poltergeists have also been described as ghosts that have malicious intent tword beings in the mortal realm. while the definitions vary, every one describes something on the line of a ghost.

holy fuck! some mother fucking poltergeists! *shits pants*

by Skykid2good May 3, 2008

polested

Having been molested with Papal approval.

Dude, all those poor kids were polested with such efficiency.

by rickrocks April 16, 2010