Petered is a stage of next level pissery in which a person is so drunk that the pupils dilate to extremes, the user cannot speak and only has use of his most basic functions.
by Sharkymcjawsface April 19, 2017
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He has an incredible first serve that rivals Andy Roddick's. His second serve is the best one of all time. It's known for producing aces during critical points. Pete also has fantastic smashes, and a deadly running forehand.
Sampras has won 14 Grand Slam Tournaments, and has earned the most career money off of tournaments alone: $43,280,489 (that doesn't include the several million dollars he's earned off of advertisements.
He also had an amazing rivalry against Andre Agassi.
He has an incredible first serve that rivals Andy Roddick's. His second serve is the best one of all time. It's known for producing aces during critical points. Pete also has fantastic smashes, and a deadly running forehand.
Sampras has won 14 Grand Slam Tournaments, and has earned the most career money off of tournaments alone: $43,280,489 (that doesn't include the several million dollars he's earned off of advertisements.
He also had an amazing rivalry against Andre Agassi.
Pete Sampras will fucking kick the shit out of you with his 140 mph serves.
He will pwn your ass with his running forehands.
He will anally rape your bitch-ass with his awesome serve and volley skills.
He will pwn your ass with his running forehands.
He will anally rape your bitch-ass with his awesome serve and volley skills.
by TEnNiS_F@n September 16, 2007
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generally whilst your urinating in a public bathroom at a urinal stall with men doing the same or in the showers of a gym/P.E. classes... basically any point in time you may be "exposed" in the company of several men familiar or otherwise unfamiliar; you catch a man looking at your privates a little to long to be a casual glance... you actually see a twinkle in his eyes and perhaps a smirking grin and possibly licking of his lips and your getting a creepy feeling and it's making you uncomfortable and even irritable... "penis watcher" lol... "sharky"
oh man, that buy was funny... i caught him checking out my package :) LOL that dude was straight "peter gazing" i think his new name should be "PETER GAZER" or perhaps we just nick name him "sharky" i mean you would think he was the "shower monitor"
by eighty-six December 26, 2008
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Can also be used as The Peter Parker.
Can also be used as The Peter Parker.
by DaReefer420 July 21, 2020
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by The Flying Taco September 19, 2010
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by SLK January 15, 2004
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2. the best voice that has ever graced to walk this earth
3. best concert giver EVER
4. if you dont like him, you suck
2. the best voice that has ever graced to walk this earth
3. best concert giver EVER
4. if you dont like him, you suck
-Hey, I went to go see that Peter Murphy concert at the Masquerade
~YOU DID!!!! I would give anything to be you right now. Peter Murphy is amazing.
~YOU DID!!!! I would give anything to be you right now. Peter Murphy is amazing.
by Lysee June 25, 2005
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