Platonic Marriage

A marriage between two friends whose relationship is strictly platonic

The twitch streamers ThatBakiri and Flawxen should get their platonic marriage legalized so they can commit tax fraud.

by NOT younicorn November 25, 2021

Platonic Top

That one friend that's always on top of everything, he always has plans prepared, always ready to go out, always the social one, typically more extroverted than you.

"Ask Richard for tonight's plans, the dudes the platonic top of this friendship, I let him handle everything."

by Azeban September 12, 2020

Platonic Rape

Rape without any sexual contact. Usually not stated but often implied. Some people who are especially good at video games could be known as Platonic Rapists, because they are always "raping" their opponents.

You just got raped. (Platonic Rape)

by PlatonicRape January 25, 2011

Strictly Platonic

A Craigslist term meaning "creepy as hell".

Strictly Platonic:

SWM seeks intimate backrubbing sessions with SBF. Deformities a plus. Just conversation! I've been dumped too many times.

by T. Barr July 1, 2008

Gin & Platonic

The act of going for drinks with someone you know is attracted to you, who you have no feelings for.

Usually because you're lonely.

'What did you do at the weekend Steve?'

'My power was out so I met Lisa for a Gin & Platonic'

by Mrhanky636 December 23, 2013

platonic valentine

When ur already in the friend zone and your crush wants you to remember it on valentines day

Hey you wanna be my platonic valentine

by Antrobar May 5, 2018

platonic head

When a homie taller than you gives you head

Bruh she was on her knees giving me platonic head and she was still taller than me!

by juul queen January 28, 2018