Mint Plant

A plant that some one could use for the name of weed that He or She is growing to avoid getting chewed out by an angry parent.

Worried Mother: Seth what are you growing in that bag?
Seth: It's a Mint Plant
Worried Mother: O.K. i love you honey make good decisions

by Feedyamutha December 16, 2008

Plant dick

When a plant-based eating guy gets erections that won’t quit. Much like your household’s favorite phallic vegetables.

See also: multiple orgasms
See also: vegan

James Cameron has a total plant dick

by Satisfied_XO February 2, 2019

plant me

a rose that was planted in the wrong habitat
it struggles to grow on murky water, inadequate climate and nutrient-poor soil
it needs more of your attention and care
in order to fully bloom and amaze.

"can't you just steal me and plant me in your garden? I know that will make it alright"

by Krkič July 7, 2019

Plant Rocks

To discharge a firearm into another person.

"I saw the whole thing, he walked right up to him and planted a rock right into his forehead!"

"He said he'd Plant Rocks if I snitched"

by BeerNuggets July 11, 2021

sprouting plant

A censored phrase to use to identify that your boy part is ready to play instead of saying "I'm so hard."

It's taller than the Eiffel Tower.

It's finally awake. Time to play!

I saw his sprouting plant!

by a dumb kid lol April 13, 2022

jazz plant

A slang term for Marijuana because Jazz artist's long stereotypical love for weed.

Yo, pass that jazz plant.

by GooseAbuse May 6, 2007

durr plant

A beautiful meme in which a man points at a plant and exclaims "Durr plant!" repeatedly.

Man 1: Damn Derek! Back at it again with the white vans!
Man 2: That's not a real meme. You wanna hear a real meme?
Man 1: Sure, go ahead.
Man 2: (Points at plant) DURR PLANT! DURR, DURR PLANT! DURR, DURR PLANT!
Man 1: That has changed me as a person. Thank you.

by Parascout August 29, 2016