pissing

urinating, emptying one's bladder.

"no, your honour" "I wasn't exposing myself to the bobby moore stand" "I was jus' pissing."

by theWestHamfan December 31, 2003

pissing into the wind

Engaging in a pointless activity; something futile.

Trying to prevent world hunger is just pissing into the wind.

by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

Pissing in my ear

1.A phrase used to admonish someone when you know they are outright lying to you to try to get over on you.

2.Thinly veiled line of BS aimed at fooling someone who you think is less intelligent then you are.

Quit pissing in my ear mother fucker, I already know what happened.

That fool is straight pissing in your ear and telling you it's raining.

by ninjoe January 20, 2009

pissing out of the head

When somebody sweats so profusely, there is no need to take a piss because all of the fluids come out of the head as sweat.

"Michael was in so bad of shape, even the most easiest of tasks made him to start pissing out of the head."

by Mr. Heskey September 18, 2005

Stew-Posting

Stew Posting is similar to Fed-Posting but slightly toned down. However, it's much more impactful as it can damage and hurt a political movement, particularly a right-wing movement far worse than Fed-Posting. Stew Peters is a right wing commentator who decided to go after Marjorie Taylor Greene after she spoke at the AFPAC conference, or the America First Political Action Conference. He did this despite Marjorie Taylor Greene supporting AFPAC and Nick Fuentes, even though her political motivation and beliefs may be insufficiently AF. Stew messed up a good relationship with America First and Marjorie Taylor Greene, and in turn, messed up AF's chance of gaining mainstream political traction.

Aye man you Gotta stop Stew-Posting. Gosar isn't perfect, but he's helping us out.

by AKM123-2005 March 2, 2022

I'm just pissing on your tits

A hilarious variation of "I'm just kidding" or "I'm just pissing around".

Except with a lot more awesome.

Callum: I'm your dad.
Fingers: WHAT?
Callum: Don't worry, I'm just pissing on your tits.
Fingers: Oh.

by Your Fat Mam July 2, 2009

pissing contest

1. A contest, usually between two males, to see who can urinate over the longest distance, or for the longest amount of time.

2. A contest in which logical rational argument in the search for truth gives way to emotional and/or personal attacks for the sake of power or reputation. Usually such contests leave a feeling of ill-will amongst all involved, and prove nothing more than who belongs where in a primal heirarchy.
Derived from the term "pissing grounds", which are usually urinated on to mark ownership.

What started out as a rational debate quickly degenerated into a pissing contest.

by N Butcher December 28, 2005