Porcelain seal sex

When you go from the shower, straight to the bed and don’t dry off and proceed to have sexual intercourse.

“Hey babe, you wanna have

porcelain seal sex tonight”
“hell yeah i do”

by Yeetson September 12, 2020

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Who’s priceless_silva?

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by afanofwodrigo March 4, 2021

pointing percy at the porcelain

The act of pointing one's penis towards the toilet bowl whilst standing. Usually accompanied by urination.

"Jeff, your dinner's ready!"

"Give me a minute! I'm just pointing percy at the porcelain!"

by John Superman December 6, 2013

riding the porcelain bus

puking into the toilet.

Damn I drank a whole case last night and now I'm riding the porcelain bus.

by Nick D February 13, 2003

porcelain tug

(v.) masturbation while sitting on the toilet.

The shower is running and you are taking a piss. You suddenly realize that you need to take care of business before you get in the shower. You quickly perform the "porcelain tug."

by Kyle Vade October 22, 2006

Porcelain Sauna

When your poop rises above the water and causes your genitals to warm up.

Josh: Taco Bell is the shit, but I hate how cold they keep their bathrooms.

Jesse: Don't worry, after eating Taco Bell, you'll get a nice Porcelain Sauna.

by JesseIU July 13, 2010

Purcell

Often referred to as the "Mer Man" or the "Chinese Sasquatch" a Purcell is a rare, mysterious creature, that is closely related to Big Foot. Purcells are native to the Ozark region of southern Missouri and are often spotted near rivers or campgrounds. They are known for their distinctive "mer mer mer" call which is believed to be either a mating call or battle cry. Although Purcells are seemingly dangerous they are in fact harmless and can be domesticated to be strong workers due to their ability to lift over 300 pounds. If approached by a "merring" Purcell, it is best to simply "mer" back at it and slowly walk away without making eye contact.

Did you here that mer? A Purcell must be near.

Don't take boxed wine camping, it only attracts Purcells.

Never mess with a Purcell Kyle.

Katie and Steve tried to tame the wild Purcell, but their lack of experience coupled with the intensity of the merring made the feat virtually impossible.

Abby and Bryan took their mer calls and binoculars and went Purcell watching for a weekend getaway.

by BK22 May 27, 2010