Raptor Pilgrim

A prehistoric - colonial creature, with a transplanted human brain, created by the forces of the universe. It is known to have an insatiable thirst for blood and whiskey. The Raptor Pilgrim is seen in exclusively puritan - garb, bonnets and pilgrim hats mostly. They are in fact the true settlers of Plymouth. Although the many may think this, they literally have nothing to with the holiday of Thanksgiving.

Joe: B quick! Raptor Pilgrim.

B: Are we going to MC'S?

Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!

B: Oh snap!

by Andy McDandy November 29, 2011

Canned Pilgrims

A delicious Thanksgiving dessert, which originated in Florida as a substitute for cannibalism. Though it is advertised as being made from authentic Mayflower pilgrims, it is actually just canned chowder with a fake label.

My family is making turducken, cranberries, and Canned Pilgrims for our Thanksgiving feast.

by DISCOTRON August 31, 2016

Pilgrim

Someone visiting there in-laws for the first time bringing disease.

Melissa brought her "Pilgrim" of a boyfriend over for the holidays getting everyone sick.

by DELCASPERADOS December 26, 2017

Pilgrim Giver

Those who sweeten someone up with gifts just to around and mess up their whole life.

She's a pilgrim giver bro. She made me food and been messing up my life every since that night.

by KingDom369 September 13, 2020

Pilgrim Squatting

Using the bathroom in an old fashioned manner, specifically without a cellphone, tablet, or other electronic device as a means of entertainment.

"My phone and tablet are both out of batteries, and my gameboy is out of batteries. Time to do some pilgrim squatting."

by I Disch Splitfire July 27, 2016

The Pilgrim

Where you plan to break up with your girlfriend but she hugs you and said break up does not happen.

That guy got pilgrimed by his girlfriend. Poor guy wanted to break it up. - The Pilgrim

by Jeeekhj March 11, 2022

Nostalgia Pilgrims

people who intentionally journey to a particular place in order to conjure a sentimental longing for their past.

"Johnny acts like so many other nostalgia pilgrims when he drives through his old childhood neighborhood during his annual visit to his hometown during the holidays."

by SalvyZ August 15, 2019