Plump Monkey

This term comes from the dirty south. Most common in Atlanta, plump monkeys are fat women, usually in their 20s, that feel like when intoxicated that are no longer fat, but supermodels, and feel they are good enough to talk to good looking men. They usually hang around the bar and squeeze their fat breasts together in hopes that someone will buy them a drink, when what they really need is a Diet Coke or a swify kick in the crotch.

"Hey dogg, is that missy elliot over there?"
"nah man, its just some plump monkey that looks like her"

by T-Money March 30, 2004

Plumpkin

A plumpkin is a type of animal which is rarely found on Earth. The requirements for a creature to qualify as a plumpkin are that it must be a carnivore, and its mouth must at least appear to make up at least 40% of its entire body. Plumpkins are also often round, and usually are willing to try and eat just about anything. This makes for a creature which is essentially just a head. It is also not uncommon for plumpkins to have small, mostly useless arms.

Most plumpkins are found in fiction, but there are some real-life examples, such as the deep sea anglerfish.

Ted: "It was crazy! It was as big as my TV, and it had this huge mouth! It bit my neighbor's head off!"

Bill: "That's horrible! I didn't know we had plumpkins around here."

Example in Film: The Martians in "Invaders From Mars" (1986)
Example in Game: The Cacodemons in "Doom" (1993)

by MS-2021 August 17, 2010

Plumpkin

1) any female who dresses as though she weighs 15-30 lbs. less than she actually does. Frequently sports an exposed roll of non-baby fat overlapping the waist of her pants and/or breasts unintentionally bulging out of bra cups.

2) any unacceptably unattractive female who would become acceptably attractive upon losing 15-30 lbs.

I hooked-up with a plumpkin at the mall food court, hoping to gradually sweat the jellyrolls off of her. But once she had a man, rather than getting leaner and hotter, she just got lazier and bought bigger clothes.

by Bachelor boB July 29, 2008

plumpkin

A girl giving a guy a blow job while the guy is taking a crap

While in deep constipation, John received a plumpkin from susan.

by Mangs May 16, 2006

Plumpkin

While simultaniously recieving head and taking a dump, the reciever stands up slightly so the poop falls into the toilet and the toilet water splashes the giver in the face.

I was getting head from some ho and gave her a fat plumpkin.

by Optimus Prime April 28, 2003

Plumpikis

Fucking Huge ass Hippo that lives in the amazon that eats alligators, Fish, monkeys, or anything it can get its hands on. Also can use as an insult to someone who is very large.

That fuckin Plumikis ate my little brothers monkey.

You Plumikis go on a diet.

by Eric/Greg October 13, 2004

Plumptit

1) When one poo's in a bag (brown paper bag preferrably) and beats another person with it.

I gave Johnny a Plumptit all over his face and he threw up uncontrollably.

by franken beans May 7, 2011