The gathering of men who intend to participate in activity where they must present their phallus in order to determine the leader or alpha male of the group. This gathering is restricted to men who are without a companion and everyone who is participating may not be accompanied by anyone of the opposite sex. The male who presents the largest phallus will be appointed as the leader of the group.
In order to show my complete dominance, we'll have to meet in a disclosed location and begin phalahstagastix.
by Joji Phalahstagastix June 4, 2020
Get the Phalahstagastix mug.a rare condition that forces the victim to stop moving completely, except for limited movement on the Y axis.
this heinous disease’s effects include commitment issues, commitment, paralysis, rotation on the Y axis, and death.
Those who are unfortunately killed by this disease are honored by a memorial that consists of a wooden boat and an oak sign that states the affected’s name and cause of death.
this heinous disease’s effects include commitment issues, commitment, paralysis, rotation on the Y axis, and death.
Those who are unfortunately killed by this disease are honored by a memorial that consists of a wooden boat and an oak sign that states the affected’s name and cause of death.
ranboo: “OH MY GOD I’VE PARALYZATIONALIZED SAM WHAT HAVE I DONE *crying, more crying* WE HAVE TO MAKE A MEMORIAL FOR HIS PARALYZATIONALISM
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by dodean March 3, 2021
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Me: I decided to write a four-part harmony and I put a whole bunch of parallel fifths because why not!!!!!!!!!
Mom: YOU'RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 431460316437164738201648316478301643701432143214321432143214321432143124 GOOGOLPLEX ETERNITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: YOU'RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 431460316437164738201648316478301643701432143214321432143214321432143124 GOOGOLPLEX ETERNITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Pialinist April 29, 2021
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by GeorgeFromTFM March 7, 2023
Get the parallel of the condundrum mug.Parallel play refers to two or more people doing activities in the same space without significant interaction. It's common behavior for children developmentally, and is often done by neurodivergent people into adulthood.
Person A: My kid keeps drawing by me, but she won't talk to me or join what I'm doing. I she ignoring me?
Person B: That's just parallel play, she's connecting with you!
Person A: ..Parallel play?
Person B: Just read the text above us.
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Person A: Hey, wanna parallel play?
Person B: Sure, but you've gotta show me what you drew at the end of it!
Person B: That's just parallel play, she's connecting with you!
Person A: ..Parallel play?
Person B: Just read the text above us.
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Person A: Hey, wanna parallel play?
Person B: Sure, but you've gotta show me what you drew at the end of it!
by somedisabledper August 17, 2023
Get the parallel play mug.When engaging in sexually intercourse in the doggy-style position the male ejaculates on the females back, causing her to be "paralyzed" because of the massive load on her back which she doesn't want to spill or run.
by D-$ on Da Flo January 8, 2009
Get the The Paralyzer [Paralyzer] mug.A chronic motor neuron condition typified by persons exiting the subway and suddenly freezing in their tracks while staring at their phones until achieving a GPS lock on their location.
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