phat dump

Slang term for a large defecation, usually a extinction level event. Clean up after this event usually involves incineration of all personal belongings, and change of identity.

Ryan:"I'm going to take a phat dump"
Everyone on earth: "prepares for apocalypse"

by notbigbrad September 21, 2021

phaggador

Faggot but politically correct

Hayden is a phaggador

by Tubbaroo August 26, 2021

inescapable phantom

When you take a large or smelly shit, and the smell follows you for the rest of the evening.

My inescapable phantom kept me from gitting laid.

by Taylor William Hilmoe December 28, 2008

Sidewalk Phalanx

A phenomena that occurs when a group of people walk side by side, blocking the entire sidewalk in a phalanx formation. Can be either intentional or simply the actions of inconsiderate, oblivious people.

If that sidewalk phalanx does not let me through I might have to walk in the dirt!

by lolcatzzzzzz March 7, 2010

gangsta pharles

one who grew up a weakling who now assumes small power and confuses it for a great deal of power. one who was told since childhood that he was a genius and now he is dumber because of it and believes he is smarter and above everyone especially in decision making skills. one who deals petty amounts of drugs and believes in his head he is pablo escobar while he is really something small in comparison to what he believes he is. one who grows a beard to establish a hard exterior and gain self esteem. one who is a joke. if he has no beard he has no self image

Man! look at that gangsta pharles he made five dollars hustling and actually said he needs a job to look better in the eyes of the community!

by rebeliousmanican May 17, 2011

Joseph Phat Mother

The full name of Joe Mama, present day meme.

Person 1: Who’s Joe?
Person 2: JOE MAMA!!
Person 3: Their full name is Joseph Phat Mother

by FoxCat Man November 18, 2019

mad-phat-awesome

A term used to describe a pleasurable experience and or describing anything positive enough to warrant much enthusiasm.

When a word that shows positivity just isn't enough.

A word to concisely show major excitement towards something without getting overly excited.

Shortness or conciseness of expression.
Saying how great something is but with brevity.

Man 1- "That graffiti is sick, I'm in love with it, dude, it's so dope, I can't get over how..."
Man 2- "It's mad-phat-awesome, I know. dude, chill."

by Brent Hutchinson1 February 18, 2011