Pocket pervs

This is code word used when playing texas holdem' poker. Pocket pervs relates to a starting hand of two kings, hence pocket pervs.

If i can hit a king on the river my pocket pervs will become three of a kind.
Shit pocket pervs!!

by North Weezy July 29, 2008

random perv

a worthless scumbag who has no social class and pops random boners

dude did you see Nick Chester hes such a Random Perv

by Nick Chester June 11, 2006

power perving

The act of intense perving on the physical attributes of girls whilst out. This activity is usually practised over a short period of time due extenuating circumstances (such as girlfriend in loo) or eye strain and thus subtly is often disregarded.

I had to visit the optician as I strained my eye power perving.

I'll come out for one and get in some power perving.

by Adam T Murray June 17, 2007

facebook perve

A person who goes on facebook, randomly reading peoples wall to walls, and later discussing what they read.

Bill- Man, I caught Blake reading my wall to wall with Natasha.
John- What a facebook perve!

by colin magee January 15, 2008

matthew the perv

A real bitch who needs an ugly, desperate hooker to fuck him. Watches porn and play Xbox all day. Nerd, desperate, extremely horny all the time looks like shit, Matthew Duke

Matthew the perv tried to grab my ass in math, that whore.

by Matthewhater04 December 13, 2017

american perv

Someone who like tall blonde women with large breasts, tiny wastes, and a massive ass.

Steve: How do you like women?
Bob: I like blondes, tall, big ass, the works.
Steve: Your a real American perv

by Jon Donny June 25, 2017

good perving

good perving is when a woman unintentionally or intentionally lets you have a look up her skirt.

"I got a good perving up her skirt when she was going up the stairs". "was in town today and I got some good perving on this twenty something sitting in the sun with her legs slightly open".

by citisnappa October 22, 2013