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anal penetration muffin

A reference to penetration of the anus by or with a phallus (generally a penis or dildo) that is attached to a muffin. Known semantic variants include:
1. The act or event of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin.
2. In an act of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin, any of the following: the baked part of the muffin; the attached phallus; or the entire muffin+phallus apparatus.
3. Any reference to the online video "Anal Penetration Muffin," which can be found on several Web locations, including: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8p38x_anal-penetration-muffin_fun. The aforementioned video appears to be a spoof of comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan's highly popular "Muffins" video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlovHdFd_W4).

At the time that this definition is being written, the phrase "anal penetration muffin" and its close cousin, "anal muffin," have only become common in certain West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge), Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle.

Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.
1. "I'd rather get an anal muffin than eat your mom's nasty lasagna!"

2. "Man, your new haircut's whack. Your head would look better as an anal penetration muffin."

3. "Aw, shit! Fuck! Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the final paper's due today!"
by ®© April 13, 2009
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wall penetration

Wall Penetration is when someones fucking you behind a wall though the ass of pussy
Guy1: Hey wanna have wall penetration?
Guy2: What the fuck is that you weirdo?
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Pentatonix

The best a cappela group on the whole universe started in arlington texas. Members are Scott Hoying, Mitch Grassi, Kirstin Maldonado, Matt Sallee and Kevin Olusola. They are talented, sweet, kind, racism free and so much more

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pankration

an ancient Greek martial art, depicted on murals and pottery, that appears to be a mix of Greco-Roman wrestling, American kickboxing, and western boxing;the precursor to mixed martial arts
by Anonymous October 17, 2003
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Taxation without penetration

Taking gas and beer money from your girlfriend so you can drink and drive to another bitch's house because you can't stand your girlfriend's stale pussy anymore.
My girlfriend can't vote against taxation without penetration because my house isn't a ho democracy.
by JoeyMaximus February 25, 2003
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Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face

An insult worthy of anyone...trust me.
You gave me syphilis you Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face!!
by ohnoyourmomsmyhoe February 28, 2011
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nostril penetration

(noun) The act of inserting a finger within one of the opening (naris) of one's nose with the apparent intent of removing mucus (otherwise known as picking one's nose) esp. when done in public.

A term derived from an episode of Seinfeld.
OMG, do you see what Jerry is doing in that Taxi cab? He seems to be picking his nose.

Maybe, or he's just scraching his nose since I didn't see any nostril penetration.
by harmless drudge June 9, 2011
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