pechin

A fat, stupid, inbred, hillbilly fuck who resides in rural areas of southern Pennsylvania. Commonly identifiable by features such as mullets, yard-sale bought clothing, trucker hats, pale skin, and large wastelines. Often known to use the term 'yaaap, yaaaap' as part of their vocabulary, and shop at their namesake megamarket, 'Pechin'.

Pechin: "yaaaap, yaaap, Californians they shit inside and cook outside, yup."

Californian: Get the fuck outta my face you inbred pechin!

by Kemistx February 25, 2009

petting

actually every kind of intercourse between a male and a female except sex

we're in the petting-phase for 2months. hope next week she lets me fuck her.

by strawberry_addict June 7, 2007

Pexting

Sending a page and a text simultaneously

The ER department has implemented pexting so now In an emergency I get the message on my pager and several hours or even a day later I recive the message on my cell phone.

by Sigfried January 9, 2015

Cuban Petting Zoo

2 Gay men cover themselves in honey, then roll around in feathers. Then 1 man jacks off into his hand, and feeds the semen to the other man.

I experienced my first Cuban Petting Zoo at my 5th Birthday Party!

by Tito Fernandez June 28, 2011

Pexting

When your puppy has to communicate with other dogs through pee/ texting.

I tried to hurry Lily up, but she's like a teenager with her Pexting. dogs texting

by Wildflower95694 October 13, 2016

Penting

Pen Painting.

Painting with a pen.

Michael makes the best pentings.
Penting is very fun!

by Ethu December 20, 2017

Aggressive Petting

The act of pleasuring one's self or another, by the use of hands. Similar to jacking off or fingering....only petting.

Benjamin took Jodie out to eat, bought her a couple glasses of wine, and then went home with her for some aggressive petting...one lucky ass dude.

by Stevie Y September 5, 2005