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peasant

Any person who believes that console gaming is superior to pc gaming. You can identify most peasants by their young age, high pitched voice, and an odor of mountain dew and Doritos. Take pity on these poor souls and help them to ascend to the glorious pc master race.
console peasant: bro de human i cant c mor dan 30 fps and de xbox one has moar gooder ddr5 ram dan de faggit pc lul get rekt.

glorious brother:... sigh*
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Pease

1. A sad, yet incredibly adorable way of getting what you want.
2. Spherical vegetable that is green.
3. What comes after O?
4. What happens when you go to the bathroom. It would have been more poetic if it was number one.
1. Rachel: I want marry you.
Sean: Maybe.
Rachel: Pease?
Sean: Well that was adorable, so yes.

2. Pass the pease please

3. abcdefghijklmno... PEASE!!!

4. My bladder is full... I go pease...
by Ben O. Verbich July 20, 2014
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oh lonely peas

A song i once read from a nursery rhyme book in a closet with a friend and was made fun of by us since then. Its about a hippo who doesnt want to eat her peas.
"Oh lonely peas, so green, so round, so small...Nobody loves you at all." said baby hippo
"Wtf!! Eat your peas or your going to sit at this table for the rest of the night! screamed angry momma hippo
by Chelseainyoface March 4, 2007
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Pebs

Meth shards broken down to smaller lmeth shards.
Warny: "Man why'd you break my rock now i got a bunch of pebs"

Phillip: "Dont worry rocks wouldnt have fit down anyways"
by MasterDosh September 28, 2018
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Peashooter

The most regonizeable plat In the PVZ universe
Peashooters are just normal peashooters
by Firesmile 5555 September 20, 2020
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Dead Peasant

A person, an employee who is subject to a Corporate-owned life insurance that benefits the corporation in case of death of such person.

The term was unknown to general public until it came to light in Michael Moore's film "Capitalism: A Love Story". It may have originated as a reference to profitiring scheme described in Russian 19th century novel "Dead Souls" by Nikolai Gogol.
Ever heard of "dead peasant" insurance policies?
by epicure March 7, 2010
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Goober Peas

I wore out my grinders eating goober peas.
by The Red Menace October 11, 2004
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