Peacock's Tail

Adj.-something done purely to get chicks
(like the fact that Peacock's have long beautiful tails purely to get laid).

Confused Freshman (staring at hug course bulletin): What class should I take?

Experienced Senior: Yo man, you should take French-It's such a Peacock's Tail. You'll be boning hot girls in no time.

Confused Freshman: You are wearing such a tight pants-you have a huge moose knuckle.

Experienced Senior: No worries. It is a Peacock's tail.

by orangepotiron April 23, 2009

Flag

Get the Peacock's Tailmug.

Peacock Party

A party for gay men where the participants show off their "peacocks" in some way. Usually the men will dress with bright or shiny clothing near or on their cocks. Nudity may or may not be allowed or required.

Are you going to the peacock party tonight? I wanna see some huge packages, man.

by iamlolforever October 18, 2010

Flag

Get the Peacock Partymug.

Proud Peacock

The act of pulling ones penis out of the vagina during intercourse at a fast rate of speed, then preceding to thrust one time into the partners anus in hopes that ones anus is tight enough to pull the condom off and leave it sticking out the back door. if done correctly the man will strut his arms like a peacock while shooting his load, and the female will unknowingly walk away with a condom sticking out of her anus.

So I was blacked out right, and apparently I gave this chick named Mckenna a proud peacock and never talked to her again.

by Seward's Finest October 17, 2008

Flag

Get the Proud Peacockmug.

peacock block

A method of cock blocking whereby a male will knowingly suggest another male wear unattractive clothing by telling him the clothing is actually attractive, thereby preventing the "blockee" from attracting females and giving the "blocker" better odds of attracting a mate.

Male #1: "Why is Jimmy wearing an Ed Hardy hat, t-shirt AND jacket all at the same time?"

Male #2: "Because I told him to."

Male #1: "You totally peacock blocked him!"

by wedgestreet December 2, 2009

Flag