"Painting the town red" means to party, run wild, and have fun. It can also be used to express the need/want to surprise and gain the attraction of the opposite gender (as seen in example 2).
Example 1:
On the phone one lonely Friday night...
Ring Ring!
Sally: Hello?
Joe: Hey, Sal. It's Joe!
Sally: Oh, hey Joe... How are you tonight?
Joe: I'm good. You?
Sally: I'm alright... I just finished my homework, and... I'm alone. Karmen was going out to eat with Jeremy, and Lillyanna was going to a party with Annie, so I'm just going to eat and go to bed after some Facebook.
Joe: Oh, I'm sorry...
Sally: Well, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go-
Joe: Wait! How would you like to go out with Tony and me tonight? We're going to party and do some painting the town red after a few drinks at the Irish Pub downtown!
Sally: Really? Joe, that sounds awesome! Here, can you pick me up in an hour?
Joe: Sure thing, Sal!
Sally: Bye!
Joe: Adios.
Example 2:
Joe and Tony arrive at Sally's house an hour after the phone call...
Joe: Sally? You in here?
Sally: Yep! How do you like my outfit?
Tony: Whistles Sally, you look... sexy!
Joe: Sally, you...
Sally: Cleavage, huh?
Joe and Tony: Yes MA'AM!
Sally: Well, what are we waiting for? To the pub!
On the phone one lonely Friday night...
Ring Ring!
Sally: Hello?
Joe: Hey, Sal. It's Joe!
Sally: Oh, hey Joe... How are you tonight?
Joe: I'm good. You?
Sally: I'm alright... I just finished my homework, and... I'm alone. Karmen was going out to eat with Jeremy, and Lillyanna was going to a party with Annie, so I'm just going to eat and go to bed after some Facebook.
Joe: Oh, I'm sorry...
Sally: Well, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go-
Joe: Wait! How would you like to go out with Tony and me tonight? We're going to party and do some painting the town red after a few drinks at the Irish Pub downtown!
Sally: Really? Joe, that sounds awesome! Here, can you pick me up in an hour?
Joe: Sure thing, Sal!
Sally: Bye!
Joe: Adios.
Example 2:
Joe and Tony arrive at Sally's house an hour after the phone call...
Joe: Sally? You in here?
Sally: Yep! How do you like my outfit?
Tony: Whistles Sally, you look... sexy!
Joe: Sally, you...
Sally: Cleavage, huh?
Joe and Tony: Yes MA'AM!
Sally: Well, what are we waiting for? To the pub!
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The beautiful designs and markings left on the inside of the toilet bowl after taking an extra-firm dump.
The firmness of the turd creates a "crayon effect".
Cave paintings will not wash away with flushing leaving but will deteriorate over time, leaving them for your friends and family to enjoy for days or weeks.
The firmness of the turd creates a "crayon effect".
Cave paintings will not wash away with flushing leaving but will deteriorate over time, leaving them for your friends and family to enjoy for days or weeks.
Wooo! That fudge dragon I pushed out of me left some cave paintings that looks like Charlie Sheen. Enjoy!
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"ok boii i ate the blue lollipop..lets do some good dick painting"
"YEAHH GURRL"
*sucks dick*
"OH YEAHH MY PENIS IS BLUE"
"YEAHH GURRL"
*sucks dick*
"OH YEAHH MY PENIS IS BLUE"
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Can also be used as a verb in the context "Andrew finger painted Sarah getting blood all over his hands"
Can also be used as a verb in the context "Andrew finger painted Sarah getting blood all over his hands"
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Guy 1: Erm... uh... um... nah
AFTER GIRL HAS GONE
Guy 2: omg lol you were kidding right?
Guy 1: Dude, duh, ofc
Guy 1: Erm... uh... um... nah
AFTER GIRL HAS GONE
Guy 2: omg lol you were kidding right?
Guy 1: Dude, duh, ofc
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Guy 2: Omg for real?! Got to dump her asap
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