Lie-pathetical

When someone poses a hypothetical, when they are actually referring to something that has or is going to happen.

Father: "Son, where's the car?"
Son: "Ok, hypothetically, what if I took it and maybe drove it into the Dinkleberg's house?"
Father: "Is that a lie-pathetical?"

by The GuardianX August 23, 2018

Pathetic

A person with no charisma and prey on charming individuals but the scary thing is that they can come in all forms even a supermodel in the midst of the star supermodel once you observe them but you have be pathetic to obess for nothing

The obese girl starting dancing in front of the mall and begging guys for their number but my female friend struck her good she so pathetic

by Jodas213 November 27, 2018

Pathetic

A girl who goes out on their ex friends boat with their ex friends ex boyfriend & then posts in on social media like it’s a win.

She was so pathetic she went out on the boat when it wasn’t even good boating weather.

by Shadyday2022 September 10, 2022

Pathetic bish

A girl who thinks just because her boyfriend is a fukin psychopath means that she can talk shit all she wants and get away with it , all the while hiding behind her boyfriend like a pathetic bitch when someone confronts her ass

“Man Karen is such a pathetic bish”

by Ironically_sensical July 1, 2019

pathetic

someone who is basic and boring that its sad and u feel sad for them because they're just yk them

"omg rebecca really thinks shes the shit"
"please bitch, dont get me started on becky"
"YESSS GIRLLL that bitch really thinks shes all that, its fucking pathetic"
"seriously though. all she fucking does is be on her phone and talk shit like get a fucking life"

PLEASE
STOP BEING PATHETIC
For your sake, not mine <3

by idontexistlol March 29, 2021

pathetic

another word for beautiful

damn bitch you pathetic”
“aww thank u bae”

by norbintrappin May 30, 2021

Pathetic Radar

What a smart person has when they spot an iPhone.

When you're not sure if someone is worth dating or not, so you look for the Apple icon and it's confirmed that they are pathetic.

"Heather wasn't sure if the guy at the bar was a wannabe or not, but she had Pathetic Radar. She instantly spotted the Apple-shaped icon and walked the other way."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020