Daycare Parent

A rude uncaring prick that acts like you are there just to serve them. They assume you have no life and love to watch their brats for little money. They think you shouldn't mind if they are late or rude.

The dumb daycare parent was late again today picking up and conviently forgot to pay me.

by Queen1969 December 11, 2005

parent

Those people who you wish would shut up and go away forever, except without them you wouldn't exist.

Parent: Did you take that Coke?
Kid: No dad!! I swear.
Parent: Then where did it go?
Kid: You took it!!
Parent: TELL ME THE TRUTH OR I WILL SPANK YOU
Kid: But I am telling the truth.

by parents suck May 17, 2008

Super parent

A true super hero among parents. Theese are the overly strict, Straight-A requiring parents. Due to their strictness there children aren't that fond of them.

Guy one: "Dude, can you go tonight"
Guy two: "No, my super parents said no"
Guy one" "Big surprise"

by Logan Johnson April 8, 2008

parent trap

When a guy is having unprotected sex with a girl and just as he is about to pull out, she wraps her legs around his body. As a result, the guy cums in the girl's vagina and may result in pregnancy.

Dude1: "Dude this damn chick pulled the parent trap on me."
Dude2: "Holy Shit! U better get a job to support that child."

by pistons32 May 11, 2009

Parent-proof

When one goes through one's entire house to get rid of any incriminating evidence after a house party, length of time without parents, etc.

I've been watching the house while my parents go on vacation for a week, so it's going to take a while to parent-proof my house. There are Tanqueray bottles in the fridge and Froot Loops all over the floor. I should probably also get the rolling papers out of the living room.

by thenewregime August 6, 2010

Parbel

Parbel is the idea of perfection, he has amazing hair that he styles himself.. He has a great body and dresses to impress. He has witty one liners such as "The girls at work always think I'm perfect" he oooozes confidence and charm... Guys fear him ladies want to be with him! But all that said parbel's are very hard to contain, be careful they don't like commitment or being tied down and are often mummy's boys! Who's that I'm talking about? That's right PARBEL

Girl- "hey lets get married?"
Parbel- "nah my mum won't let me"

Girl- "so where is this relationship going?"
Parbel- "I don't know! Does my hair look ok?"

by Your_on_my_list March 4, 2013

Paree

Cries in a cool way

She's an angel , very smart and swag and damn gorgeous at the same time
Like wow

paree is an angel

by Savage XD duhh May 19, 2021