Parker 

Huge PENIS

Look at parker massive shlong

Parker by MEGA HUGE SCHLONG March 24, 2021

Parker 

a GIRL Parker, is very sweet and creative. She has short hair (now) and people always call her a guy. She is super skinny and wears my clothes a lot. Parker also loves pigs and giraffes.

Alice: Have you seen Parker's pig collection?
Sara: No
Alice: Well you should because it is AWESOME!

Parker by Hats Girl November 22, 2011

Parker 

Name for an awesome guy. Always hilarious and kind. They always know how to make your day. Usually pretty small but athletic! They're smart and hot, you just can't get enough of 'em! They have a six pack and the leg muscles of a beast! Parkers are the best!

Who's that guy with the six pack over there?!

Oh that's Parker everybody knows him, the guys awesome!

Parker by Hyenabird X January 9, 2018

Parker 

A lazy asshole who doesn’t do anything and still expects everything to just come to him

He does no work yet expects things in return. He’s such a Parker

Parker by Newewwwwwwwb January 17, 2018

Parker 

The most annoying person you will ever meet and not attractive at all!

Parker is annoying

Parker by fdghrfghjrtx June 29, 2018

parker 

i could write a book about parker. i'm not sure i could write about him, as well as i could write about the way he makes me feel, but i could try. He's inconsiderate, and immature. He doesn't clean up his messes, and he never says goodbye when he leaves. He smokes - it's a bad habit. He has a pipe that he bought from an antique store in town. He likes to enjoy a drink occassionally, and he likes to help girls enjoy a drink occassionally. He's awkward, quiet, and anti-social, and every time i think he'll be somewhere, he doesn't show up. He never shows up. I hate that. I hate him. I hate Parker.

I hate him so much, and yet I love him. I love him more than I've loved anyone ever before. I can't look at him in the eyes because I'll fall apart, I can't fall asleep because every time i close my eyes i see his. I can't move on and I don't know why. I can't move on and I can't stop loving every little thing about him, even if he does mock me or never show up on time or stay in strings class long enough for me to tell him I like his shoes.

there is no example of parker.
he's the only one.

parker by notsleepingsoundly November 22, 2010

Parker 

Idiot ,Moron ,Asian, Stupid

Parker your an idiot

Parker by Parker Saleski February 4, 2015