Hotel Parachuting

Going to a hotel without a reservation, then making friends with someone in the bar so you can sleep with them.

Staying overnight in New York City. Don't have reservations or much money, so I guess I will be hotel parachuting again.

by 2Legs July 21, 2014

Parachute Protestor

A person whole flies or travels a great distance to participate in a protest that has absolutely no bearing on their lives in any fashion but they feel justified in pushing their narrative even if destructive.

Last week we had a dozen Parachute Protestors at the school board meeting. These folks do not even have children.

by GetOverItNumpty June 12, 2023

flaming parachute

The act of stretching your ball sack over ones face

"I'm gonna give Steve Curry a flaming parachute for his lack of game"

by Mickelob December 6, 2017

chicago parachute

Four Steps: Go to a strange place with no sleeping arrangements, find a girl, bang her, then stay at her place.

I couldn't afford a hotel so I had to pull my Chicago parachute.

by jugghandler July 5, 2016

Pube Parachute

The practice of trimming the pubic hair region with two (2) small lines of hair connecting from the base of the penis to a large semi-round overgrowth of hair above it. Should resemble a standard parachute even to the untrained eye

Jason David England: Author of "How to Nurse your Wallaby" can be seen showing off this style of Pube fashion in various magazines across the U.S. as well as Europe is the inventor of the "Pube Parachute"

by DocHoliday187 October 21, 2008

Golden parachute

Very gullible

Stephanie calhoun is a golden parachute

by Mahboiricky January 6, 2021

parachute mouth

When someone who appears to have a small mouth is capable of taking enormous bites.

“I gave Elizabeth a bite of my burrito, and now half of it is gone! She’s got a parachute mouth”

by Yeetbert January 30, 2019