Hotel Parachuting

Going to a hotel without a reservation, then making friends with someone in the bar so you can sleep with them.

Staying overnight in New York City. Don't have reservations or much money, so I guess I will be hotel parachuting again.

by 2Legs July 21, 2014

Ant Parachutes

The undigested, leftover kernels of corn in your shit.

“Hey, Cletus, did y’all see the ant parachutes from my upper decker?”

by Kackmaster July 24, 2022

Pube Parachute

The practice of trimming the pubic hair region with two (2) small lines of hair connecting from the base of the penis to a large semi-round overgrowth of hair above it. Should resemble a standard parachute even to the untrained eye

Jason David England: Author of "How to Nurse your Wallaby" can be seen showing off this style of Pube fashion in various magazines across the U.S. as well as Europe is the inventor of the "Pube Parachute"

by DocHoliday187 October 21, 2008

Golden parachute

Very gullible

Stephanie calhoun is a golden parachute

by Mahboiricky January 06, 2021

Parachute Cord

A line of spit from the tip of the dick to his/her mouth as its pulled away

Christina pulled the parachute cord last night

by Barkus98 February 16, 2022

Inverse Parachute

When you go to sit down on the toilet and sit on your balls then shit on them.

Mike was complaining about how he inverse parachuted last night.

by Vaden_101 April 24, 2025

parachute mouth

When someone who appears to have a small mouth is capable of taking enormous bites.

“I gave Elizabeth a bite of my burrito, and now half of it is gone! She’s got a parachute mouth”

by Yeetbert January 30, 2019