the parachute 

When a chick pulls her pussy lips apart and jumps around until it stretchs out.

Mary, stop doing the parachute! The whole house is shaking!

the parachute by Pussychute December 21, 2016

atomic parachute

When a woman is giving a man a blow-job and he pulls the blanket over her head before farting. Not to be confused with the Dutch Oven

"I gave Emily the raunchiest Atomic Parachute last night, dude."

atomic parachute by Bowen2Win August 5, 2017

flaming parachute

The act of stretching your ball sack over ones face

"I'm gonna give Steve Curry a flaming parachute for his lack of game"

flaming parachute by Mickelob December 6, 2017

Pemberton Parachute 

A rarely observed mating ritual of homo sapiens from the Pacific North East. "The Pemberton Parachute" occurs when a female leaks or queefs male ejaculate and/or female "secretions" whilst asleep after a vigorous fudging. By the time of waking these various fluids have formed a cohesive bond in Satan's valley, swallowing, the entirety of the fitted sheet. Tired, but well rested from the previous nights fire hydrant jackhammering she leaps out of bed. This maneuver snaps the aforementioned fitted sheet from the mattress propelling the helpless woman out the window, fitted sheet, firmly attached in tow. It unfolds mid fall and thus safely, and embarrassingly returns the female to terra firma.

Meghan got a good shagging and had a good ol Pemberton Parachute eh?

Pemberton Parachute by A. Strange December 6, 2020

Golden parachute 

Very gullible

Stephanie calhoun is a golden parachute

Golden parachute by Mahboiricky January 6, 2021

pineapple parachute 

When a boy with long hair kisses you like Spider-Man kissed Mary Jane in that one scene—you know the one, yeah, that one—except horizontally and his hair falls around both your faces.

Girl A: “Did you see Jeshua give Morgan a pineapple parachute yesterday?”
Girl B: “No, I’m not into peaking from behind closet doors.”

pineapple parachute by wholesome 69 December 8, 2021

Ant Parachutes 

The undigested, leftover kernels of corn in your shit.

“Hey, Cletus, did y’all see the ant parachutes from my upper decker?”

Ant Parachutes by Kackmaster July 24, 2022