Pandemic itch

The need for some type of body modification (tattoo, piercing, etc) during a pandemic (namely the Covid-19 pandemic).

Andrea’s got a serious pandemic itch, I think she’s getting tattooed AGAIN.

by HoneyDre September 16, 2020

Pandemize

(Verb) to utterly decimate, destroy, wreck, usually in a way that was agreed upon by both parties, disregarding realities

“I went over to my Daddy’s house to get fucked but it was way bigger than I expected and he PANDEMIZED me sis!!!!!”

by Ceej3790 March 12, 2020

pandemic fraud

Using methods of making bogus kits for COVID or making fake vaccines and false charities

Why are you making fake vaccines for COVID do you know what you are doing is pandemic fraud?

by John da dude February 16, 2023

Pandemic

Its a combination of a demisexual and pansexual person. These people do not have limits in sexual choice with regard to biological sex,race , gender, or gender identity but they require an emotional connection with the person in order to enjoy any sexual activities

Im a pandemic, so i need an emotional conncetion with you in order to enjoy making love

by ElLoko July 21, 2020

global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time

“did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”

by ddisy May 12, 2025

Pandemic

The pandemic is nowhere near unbearable, so if it lasts longer because of people not getting vaccinated, it lasts longer. It's already lasted over a year, nobody that hasn't gotten a vaccine is in a hurry.

There is nothing unbearable about the pandemic. It is a pestilence perpetuated by pests, that's about it.

by The Original Agahnim August 5, 2021

Pandemic Conspirititis

Illness occurs from excessively listening to the news during the pandemic. Absorbing and regurgitating every conspiracy theory known to man for the remainder of your life: EG The scamdemic came from a bat flying over us leaving chemtrails. It was part of the communist takeover, to install 5 G so they can mind control us.

Pandemic Conspirititis: A rare illness requiring 5 vaccines 19 boosters. If you watch the news 24/7 you will contract Pandemic Conspirititis

by Jandice411 October 24, 2022