Splash pad

A random number of toilet paper sheets that one sets into the toilet before having any bowel movement that would cause the water to splash on one's ass.

Dude, I forgot to lay down a splash pad this morning before my beer shits and now my toilet is a mess.

by Sakaballz January 16, 2011

cougar pad

A residence occupied by a 40+ year old woman that has a taste for younger men. It is characterised by copious quantities of leopard print décor, Buddhist statues and is furnished almost entirely with Ikea goods

Christine: What did you do last night?

Sharon: I picked up some fresh meat at the bar, took him back to my Cougar Pad and destroyed him. Now i need to wash my leopard print bed sheets.

by Anorak80 October 13, 2014

Trap pad

The name given to an iPad (typically a school issued one) that is used as a substitute for a phone, therefore used for talking to friends and other sketchy plans.

"I just got my phone taken away, I'll have to use my trap pad to hit up the hoes.

by trappad October 3, 2016

Brillo Pad Method

when a man cums on a girls butthole and he lets it sit in there for a while resulting in the cum drying and becoming a crust like substance, so he uses his tongue as a brillo pad to try and lick and scarp away the remaining cum residue on the outside.

dawg it was so much leftover cum on her butthole i had to give her the brillo pad method to get the rest out

by aprilsveryown September 15, 2022

diaper changing pad

A diaper changing pad is a pad in which to change a baby's diapers on. Diaper changing pads prevent wetness and soiling of surrounding areas while diapering babies. Diaper changing pads are commonly made out of 100% waterproof vinyl, with a soft quilted and padded backing to add to baby's comfort.

I placed a diaper changing pad down on top of the washing machine and dryer, before laying the baby down to change him.

The bathroom counter top had a plastic diaper changing pad laying on top of it.

Inside the bottom dresser drawer were 3 baby diaper changing pads.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. November 1, 2006

fuck pad

A usually small and sparsely-furnished apartment you keep for the sole purpose of fucking. Especially married men who want a place in town to tryst, and don't want the cost and paper-trail of hotels or the seediness of renting a motel room.

I always take my tricks to my fuck pad on the other side of town where I have my own assortment of sex-toys, a tempurpedic mattress, and the sheets are always clean.

by mmennonno May 29, 2009

Crash pad

Like a bachelor's pad (a place where a man lives his bachelor lifestyle and only other bachelor's inhabit), the crash pad is a place that a person uses only to sleep. They are usually either busy or simply detest their domicile to such a degree that they will only deign to return when they simply must sleep.

Jason isn't home much. He pretty much uses the place as a crash pad.

by JustMe23 February 4, 2010