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National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.
Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice
by Professor Oat April 12, 2017
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What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”
by aq_ua March 29, 2021
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Pull out the steel

When you or your friend lose a debate you must evade all logics and let emotions take over.

Pull out the steel - Pull out the gun.
Homer: Did you see Spunky lose 5k gambling.

Willie: Yea... he bout to pull out the steel.
by Unk pull steel June 6, 2020
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pull out the uke

Used when somebody needs to apologize for something they did, especially when they don't believe that they need to apologize.
Ex 1: "Apparently HR says I need to pull out the uke for making a bunch of weirdly sexual comments"
Ex 2: Man 1 - "Did you hear that Jason called his wife fat?"
Man 2 - "Yeah, he had to pull out the uke."
by manmansbiggestfan September 3, 2023
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pull out

What pussies do when they fuck a girl.
Guy: Im about to cum: Girl: Okay are you gonna pull out? Guy: I will not pull out that is for pussies. Girl: But you might get me pregna-Guy: I came in you.
by TheWordInnovater May 31, 2022
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