National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

by Professor Oat April 12, 2017

grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili

what a queer cowboy does.

What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”

by aq_ua March 29, 2021

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 17, 2022

underdesk keyboard pull out thing

the thing under your desk that you can pull out for your keyboard

I don't have enough place on my desk, i need an underdesk keyboard pull out thing

by NotMrJunior May 24, 2018

pulled out and repainted

Right before coming, the dick is pulled out and cum sprayed on the body.

Austin pulled out and repainted it.

by Pow pow mfucker February 23, 2018

blindly pulling out

When you finna nut and you close your eyes, but then realize you ain't want no kids, or the responsibility of child support payments, so you pull out.

The pussy was so good, I briefly ascended to the astral plain, but suddenly return to my physical form when I came to the realization that I cannot have a kid and still be out here kidding around, so I found myself blindly pulling out.

by penistime98 July 21, 2019

wasnt pulling out

Wasnt pulling out can mean that a male wasn’t pulling his private part of the the girls private part.

Me hey kaya. Kaya:What
Me:you know my man didn’t wanna take it out

Kaya:Yes That means wasnt pulling out

by Kateaamybe December 21, 2022