My boyfriend Thomas and I love to give each other the Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole. Other people have Taco Tuesdays, we have Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole Fridays.
by JonathanW_69 January 2, 2022
Get the The Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole mug.The socially awkward and inappropriate act of staring at your roomates from under your blanket for an extended period of time in order to passive aggressively be a bitch.
The socially awkward girl did the "ostrich" in order to let her roomates know she wanted the light off instead of being an actual human being and asking them.
by Slap-a-Bitch March 20, 2009
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A term used to describe the penis of a man who has had anal sex with a person who is suffering from diarrhea.
Dude, did you hear what happened to Robert? He was giving it to this chick in the back door when next thing you he ends up with an orange ostrich.
by RathRuff December 10, 2008
Get the orange ostrich mug.This term describes the act of putting a handful of sand into the vagina, prior to sexual intercourse.
This form of sex is tremendously pleasurabe when both parties are masochistic. The couple can make love until their organs are a raw, bloody mess and enjoy the endorphine rush for several minutes.
If the male chooses to perform this act out of rage, he can protect himself, somewhat, with a lubricated condom.
This type of intercourse was invented on the beaches of Gulf Shores, when the redneck first crawled from the primoidial ooze that we now call the Gulf of Mexico, and became an air breathing creature. The redneck male noticed that sand stuck to his Miller High Life bottle and and the redneck female discovered that sand stuck to her vag.
One added benefit of the Alabama Ostrich is that it removes the uncomfortable subject of the menstrual cycle, since both parties know, going in, that they will be bloody afterwards.
Furthermore, Native Americans believe that this act forms a deeper bond than the traditional act of becoming "blood brothers"
This form of sex is tremendously pleasurabe when both parties are masochistic. The couple can make love until their organs are a raw, bloody mess and enjoy the endorphine rush for several minutes.
If the male chooses to perform this act out of rage, he can protect himself, somewhat, with a lubricated condom.
This type of intercourse was invented on the beaches of Gulf Shores, when the redneck first crawled from the primoidial ooze that we now call the Gulf of Mexico, and became an air breathing creature. The redneck male noticed that sand stuck to his Miller High Life bottle and and the redneck female discovered that sand stuck to her vag.
One added benefit of the Alabama Ostrich is that it removes the uncomfortable subject of the menstrual cycle, since both parties know, going in, that they will be bloody afterwards.
Furthermore, Native Americans believe that this act forms a deeper bond than the traditional act of becoming "blood brothers"
I was making love with my precious hoebag on the beach and decided to go for the Alabama Ostrich move. Her vagina looked like a bloody filet mignon afterwards, and my penis looked like a dog dick.
by Quarler August 10, 2009
Get the Alabama Ostrich mug.When a manboy attains in the penis the necessary tumescence of the meat shaft that would, in due diligence, be required forthwith to bend said shaft underneath the testicle closet, with urethra aimed with verisimilitude towards the particular gentleman's brown nugget nectar, and announces himself with firm and steady protrusion of the anal chamber, like Apollo 13 landing the lunar module on the face of our great Moon. If one such individual demonstrates the ability to "ride himself" and produce the pleasure potion necessitated by so many of our brethren so that it may flow hither and thither about the shaft meat, then he truly is his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. An ostrich buries its head in the sand whence it realizes how ugly it is; a penis buries itself in its owner with extreme effort.
Hey, man, my friend's date stood him up last night so he gave himself a Motor City ostrich as a consolation prize.
by Burl Fret May 19, 2016
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