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Oscar the Grouch

The poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street and ain't nobody helpin' him.
Man: Oscar you are so mean.
Kid: Yeah Oscar you're a grouch
Oscar: I LIVE IN A FUCKIN' TRASH CAN BITCH
by shshsauce July 3, 2005
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Oscar

One of the coolest people you will ever meet, obviously filled with swagger.
Wow! I wish that I was cool enough to be one of Oscar's friends.
by KOVVVV December 16, 2015
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oscar

A half-human half-fish creature who likes turning his friends into memes. Unable to resist the danger, Oscar has a habit of picking a fight with 5 men at the same time while holding a bottle of Rum. Likes punching bags, playing boardgames with his New College boys. Extremely shy around girls... sometimes, not always ;)
Oscar Sun: "Hey, calculus exam tomorrow, let's play League tonight" *take a sip of tequila*
"Tequila tastes like crap" *takes another sip of tequila*
by Alcoholic Math Homework March 16, 2017
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Oscar

person 1: hey look the dumbass is here
person 2: his name must be oscar
by chingchongyouhaveasmalldong November 28, 2019
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Oscars

Once upon a time, they were the awards to the very best of cinema. But today they love to keep the Oscars away from incredibly talented people like Leonardo DiCaprio, Edward Norton, Christopher Nolan or Naomi Watts and instead giving them to not so talented people like Roberto Begnini, Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Hudson (she sings great but her acting ain't that good) and Cuba Gooding Jr.
Oscars injustices:
a) The Hurt Locker winning the Oscar for best movie and (500) Days of Summer being totally ignored.
b) The King's Speech winning over Black Swann.
c) Roberto Beginini in Life is Beautiful winning over Edward Norton in American History X.
d) Reese Witherspoon in Walk the Line winning over Felicity Huffman in Transamerica.
e) Ignoring Andew Garfield for his acting in The Social Network.
by Batmanfan1 January 6, 2012
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oscitophobia

From the latin "oscit" for yawn; the fear or act of being extremely annoyed by people yawning; the sound, look or even thought of of people yawning. Especially applies to the "fat person yawn" where the flabby jowls jiggle and the mouth is gaping open while the person exhales a large nauseating and warm breath. Also, oscitophobe: someone who suffers from this phobia.
Tom, *yawwwwwn*. Julia, "Oh my gawd! Would you stop yawning?! That is so freakin annoying!" Tom, "Stop being such an oscitophobe! It's normal to yawn. Take your oscitophobia elsewhere you non-human!"
by stivaro August 19, 2013
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Oscar

Admirable, handsome and smart. His looks may give you butterflies yet he doesn’t take pics often. He knows he’s that guy n many females wanna be with him. But if he meets that one loyal girl that he vibes with and is beautiful it’s over for the world. Typically, you’d never find Oscar being unfaithful so you better know his worth. He knows how to clean, cook, n rap no wonder he’s named Oscar.
Oscar:
Girl: you’re loved and I’m lucky asf amor
by Lucidty April 17, 2021
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