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by Bobby the stalker May 24, 2022
Get the Orburn mug.Researched intensively at a mid-sized public university in 2003, the Orbit Theory was established to explain the symbiotic relationship of when a large, unattractive female associates frequently with several highly attractive females or 'Bettys'. Quite simply, the attractive females have someone to complain to about typical problems, i.e. "Guys are assholes", "I'm ragging hard today", or "My V.D. won't clear up." The asthenically challenged female also provides a 'worst-case scenario' for the buxom women, as they know that life could be much worse if they looked like their dumpy little counterpart. However, the stout little fuggly stands to gain quite valuable aspects by hanging out with the attractive hotties: she may be able to see more suitable men, gain confidence by having smoking hotties as friends, be invited to fancier shindigs and box-socials, and become a BJ Queen for the men which cannot achieve coitus with said hotties. The mutual benefit for both parties is similar to celestial bodies which use their gravitational pull to prevent smaller moons from wondering into space...hence "Orbit" Theory; one large body benefiting from several smaller bodies surrounding itself and maintaining a gravitational pull in its orbit.
Four strikingly attractive women enter a local pub, in search of alcoholic beverages. Suddenly, at the end of the Betty trail is a stout female, no taller than 5'5" and a tanned face eerily similar to that of a tanned Pillsbury Doughboy. The last female entering the bar would complete the "Orbit Theory" equation: 3 or > #(Hotties)+1(Oompa Loompa or 'M&M')= The Orbit Theory
by 4 Amendment Rights March 3, 2009
Get the The Orbit Theory mug.When something orb shaped is so fantastic, you have to create a whole new word for it. Used in advertising for aquapod (found at a wal-mart near you) waterbottles.
These aquapods are orbtastic!
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Get the orbtastic mug.Huge Mech used by BAHRAM to wipe out UNSF LEVs Powered by Metatron the powerful element, they are lightweight and have far greater maneouverabilty than LEVs They are piloted by a single runner who can boost the frames power with his emotions. Equipped with far better Bttle AI than UNSF Phantoma LEVs. From PS2 Game Zone Of the Enders.
by Mike January 2, 2005
Get the Orbital Frame mug.A guy who secretly loves his female 'friend', and may go out of his way to accommodate her (like moving her couch). Either the guy was shot-down early on and was placed in the friend-zone, or he never had the balls to ask her out and inadvertently placed himself in the friend zone.
John wasn't actually a real friend, he was just another orbital of yours. That's why he was being an ass to your boyfriend.
John is such an orbital. Look, he's moving a his hot friend's couch on his back!
John is such an orbital. Look, he's moving a his hot friend's couch on his back!
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