Wait, what?

When someone is talking so fast or talking about such nonsensical things you can’t understand that you just have to hold your hand up and say, wait, what? Also used as an expression of surprise.

Example 1:
Julie: OMIGOSH Jessica, the craaaaziest thing happened today ooh crayfish anywaaaay so yeah the absolutely most crazy thing yeah so Anna was like whaaat and I was like whaaat and Jordan was like what are you whaaating about and like-
Jessica: Wait, what?

Example 2:
Daughter: Hey, mom.
Mom: Hey. Your belly is kinda bloated. You ate a lot today, huh?
Daughter: Oh, actually, I’m pregnant. Did I not tell you?
Mom: Wait, what?

by ActuallySensible June 17, 2018

Waiting For The Worms

When you've lost all hope and you're decaying

Waiting For The Worms to come!

by dominoguy11 December 03, 2020

Wait-Boreding

The act of sitting patiently on your friend's boat while waiting for them to finish wake boarding so that you can get to the fun stuff that you originally came there for (drinking, inviting girls on the boat, cliff diving, floating in the water, etc...).

The party cove at the lake was fun last weekend. Unfortunately we didn't get there til late because we spent the first couple hours wait-boreding while John and his brother were taking turns riding their wake boards.

by Basil BB August 05, 2009

Wait a fucc

a word ONLY to be used in dire situations ; To await the time of fuccening

Robber: Give me your money!
You: Wait a Fucc?!

Crusaders: We will take back the holy land!!
Villagers: Await thy fucceth?!?

by Pocholo January 15, 2019

strategically waiting

When you want to end things with someone, (specifically a difficult situation/person) to avoid as much drama as possible, you decide to wait until it’s tactically possible for the safety of you and others. Essentially there is unfinished business that you’re afraid will bite you in the ass if you don’t handle it before ending it.

I’m not avoiding the breakup, I’m strategically waiting.

by Aelana June 14, 2022

Wait- Fuck.. no

A very rare term in the “fuck is an every word” community. It comes from IfSoFactSo. Specifically the Voltron ones.

Keith: I’m just going to do this.
Shiro: Wait- Fuck.. no.. That’s not how that works!

by Eh.. whatever.. February 11, 2019

Dead Wait

1. Boredom to the extent of blacking out.
2. Being in a place or state of mind where nothing happens for a very long time.

Being in that room for hours-on-end, was a dead wait.

by Miles W. February 27, 2008