When a man ejaculates into his partner's ear after oral, anal, or vaginal intercourse and proceeds to fold her ear over the splooge. When preformed properly, it resembles a runny egg white omelette.
Stu: I'm close, can I cum inside you?
Maegan: No I don't want to get pregnant
Stu: Fancy an egg white omelette?
Maegan: No I don't want to get pregnant
Stu: Fancy an egg white omelette?
by ExtraRunny February 06, 2011
by Gingerbread Pussy 1 November 20, 2016
by MeLikeFootball October 21, 2011
A line from Steve Martin's "Let's Get Small" album.
Steve Martin does a routine on his 1977 album “Let’s Get Small” where he talks about learning to say “cheese omelet” in French. Armed with this limited knowledge, he enters a restaurant in Paris and proceeds to order a shoe with cheese on it while asking the waiter to force it down his throat.
Steve Martin does a routine on his 1977 album “Let’s Get Small” where he talks about learning to say “cheese omelet” in French. Armed with this limited knowledge, he enters a restaurant in Paris and proceeds to order a shoe with cheese on it while asking the waiter to force it down his throat.
by pictsiegirl September 10, 2010
A sexual act in which you blow your load in the vagina then fold the lips of the pussy over resembling an omelette and then proceed to beat the fuck out of her.
by 408 Ninjas PSA May 01, 2006
by FuckinJoe March 27, 2022
phrase said in the dramatic final boss fight in metal gear rising revengence.
if you want an expected outcome you shouldn't focus on the in-between.
if i wants huge ōmleht i must go through with force. don't care about egg shells, makes my dish healthy.
1) start here
2) this part is not important
3) you have a giant nuke to send towards Russia and made the USA anarchist.
if you want an expected outcome you shouldn't focus on the in-between.
if i wants huge ōmleht i must go through with force. don't care about egg shells, makes my dish healthy.
1) start here
2) this part is not important
3) you have a giant nuke to send towards Russia and made the USA anarchist.
Armstrong: "MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGGG!!!!"
Raiden: 🤨 🗿" you're not greedy, YOUR BATSHIT INAAASEE!!!!"
Raiden: 🤨 🗿" you're not greedy, YOUR BATSHIT INAAASEE!!!!"
by comrade susi wolf July 29, 2022