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oldmonia

When your NEWmonia has progressed to the point where you're starting to get over it, and so the illness has grown rather "old".
It's easy to know when your NEWmonia is starting to become OLDmonia, since your poop will begin smelling strongly of AMmonia as your immune system begins successfully kicking the "baddies" outta yer blood.
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
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Old Man Ulysses

Oh, he's just an elder man who sometimes pops up in my definitions. For example, he appeared in my definition for smard. Mr. Wordington out!
Old Man Ulysses: You whippersnappers ought to remember that you must stay away from burn book styled definitions and sexual phrases, y'hear!
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018
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Old Man Yaoi

Old man yaoi is yaoi between old men. Japanese gay butt sex manga.
Woman: " what are you reading? "
Man: " gay butt sex "
Woman: "what kind of gay butt sex?"
Man: "old man yaoi with prolapsed anus"
Woman: "kys fag"
by Peeeeniee October 31, 2023
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old man bar

A bar, usually musty-smelling, wooden, and named after an old Irish dude, that only men over 65 tend to frequent. Definitely not a place to see or be seen at if you are under the age of 40.
We met up at Hannigan's on Main St., but we left when we looked inside and realized it was a total old man bar.
by EmLove September 27, 2012
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old man saggy ass

one who likes to fuck old men with saggy asses
Obideiah Rodriguez wildly fucked the 80 year old man who had a saggy ass.
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Old Man Jenkins

A fart emitted from an elderly man/woman unbeknown to them. A fart that just "falls" from their butt sounding similar to a horse snort.
Man did you hear Mr. Jones's Old Man Jenkins?

Yeah I heard it, but he definitely didn't
by frixibeltyler September 1, 2010
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old man blue

That shade of light blue that you can find predominate in large luxury cars driven by old folgies. Very popular in the late 80s, early 90s.

Also shirts, pants, and other attire can be found in 'old man blue'
I can't believe you bought that car -- its old man blue!
by LogicX May 8, 2005
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