East Oakland

east oakland derdy 30$ puro norte!!!!

east side biachhhh-too $hort

by jJ da killa aka $napple July 2, 2004

west oakland

west oakland is all about gettin stupid dumb and hyphy fucc dat east oakland bull shit we go hard and dont cum up slippin or your ass will get jacked

cum to west oakland not east and cum see wat we about.
In west oakland we ride the yellow bus mayne

by MissWalker August 23, 2006

East Oakland

Where the stupid people hang out, usually at night.

Look at that homeless loser standing at the corner in East Oakland!

by Super Nerd January 30, 2005

Sure, and the Oakland Raiders will win the next Superbowl

A term that simultaneously says that a person is wrong about something and insults the Oakland Raiders' inability to play football.

Mike: Did you know that McDonalds is extremely healthy now?
George: Sure, and the Oakland Raiders will win the next Superbowl.

by mosuperbowl August 27, 2012

The Oakland Stare

A certain look that an individual learns after living in the rougher parts of Oakland for a long period of time. It is similar to The 1000 yard stare, but instead of complete emotionless distance, The Oakland Stare is 90% "Fuck off" and 10% "if you touch me, you'll regret it."

It is not a badge of honor, however it is something that is earned without realizing it.

"Hey, man, don't mess with that lady." "Why?" "She's got the Oakland stare - she'll mess you up. Go for a tourist or somethin', easier."

by CoffeeCore November 15, 2017

dirty oakland

Having violent sex in a plane whilst mid-air

Lets go do a dirty oakland right now

by BiggusD1ckus September 9, 2021

East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique

The act of tearing up a persons anus by inserting 2 pounds of pure raw meat up/down their anus, then is continued with a barrage of slaps. This in turn cooks in the meat in the persons anus, how ever this takes time so usually the person slapping uses the final step in the infamous "The Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd". This Technique was primarily used by the East Oakland Grim Reaper, who is now incarnated in the local sheriff county jail. This technique is now outlawed and carries a 25 year prison sentence, unless you are in the following countries: Mexico, Japan, Wisconsin, Thailand and Uganda.

The East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique is a dangerous technique and must be done with the proper precautions.

by EastOaklandGrimReaper July 7, 2025