A birthday cocktail comprised of various backwash from the spit bucket during a California wine tasting on a winter evening.
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by mattehue.ng December 23, 2023
Get the Oakland spritz mug.the most horrendous looking bitch youll ever lay eyes on. would be a 10/10 at oakland university tho.
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oh she goes to Oakland catholic she must have 500 bodies
Did you see her instagram bio, ya she goes to Oakland catholic
Did you see her instagram bio, ya she goes to Oakland catholic
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Get the dirty oakland mug.The act of tearing up a persons anus by inserting 2 pounds of pure raw meat up/down their anus, then is continued with a barrage of slaps. This in turn cooks in the meat in the persons anus, how ever this takes time so usually the person slapping uses the final step in the infamous "The Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd". This Technique was primarily used by the East Oakland Grim Reaper, who is now incarnated in the local sheriff county jail. This technique is now outlawed and carries a 25 year prison sentence, unless you are in the following countries: Mexico, Japan, Wisconsin, Thailand and Uganda.
The East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique is a dangerous technique and must be done with the proper precautions.
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