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Oakland spritz

A birthday cocktail comprised of various backwash from the spit bucket during a California wine tasting on a winter evening.
Happy Birthday Huey! Now open your mouth for this Oakland Spritz! - Matthew Nguyen (@mattehue.ng)
by mattehue.ng December 23, 2023
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Oakland Middle

a underfunded school that pulls from all the local outer cities. Each younger grade gets more unhinged every year. all the arts are ignored and the janitors stopped caring when the bathrooms flooded with shitmold water.
¨I hate Oakland Middle, but atleast its not Stillwater Mid
by dhcbasknzxkcafj September 19, 2023
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Oakland spritz

A birthday cocktail comprised of various backwash from the spit bucket during a California wine tasting on a winter evening.
Happy Birthday Huey! Now open your mouth for this Oakland Spritz! - Matthew Nguyen (@mattehue.ng)
by mattehue.ng December 23, 2023
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Oakland 10

the most horrendous looking bitch youll ever lay eyes on. would be a 10/10 at oakland university tho.
look at that girl with downsyndrome. she an oakland 10.
by chopped whore 22 March 31, 2025
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oakland catholic

Oakland catholic is a school of stuck up bitches who all have horrible spray tans and post thirst traps on TikTok just to get the must central sluts to like their slut asses back. DO NOT under any circumstances send your daughter here. The light you one saw in her sweet, innocent eyes will be slowly but surely dragged out. The immense amount of cart oil she will inhale her freshmen year might just kill her then. If you walk through the halls and even make eye contact with some of these girls, a rumor will be spread about you in the next 24 hours. Everyone here has a bible quote in their bio but seriously has like 30 plus bodies. ALSO, every girl here has fucked their friends man, friend groups pass around dick like it's a fucking basketball it should be labeled incest. Stay far away from these she-devils, all they want is some central dick and to become a mission trip leader (so that they can post themselves holding a Jamaican child on instagram).
oh she goes to Oakland catholic she must have 500 bodies
Did you see her instagram bio, ya she goes to Oakland catholic
by jumpingleapfrog77 August 20, 2025
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dirty oakland

Having violent sex in a plane whilst mid-air
by BiggusD1ckus September 9, 2021
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East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique

The act of tearing up a persons anus by inserting 2 pounds of pure raw meat up/down their anus, then is continued with a barrage of slaps. This in turn cooks in the meat in the persons anus, how ever this takes time so usually the person slapping uses the final step in the infamous "The Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd". This Technique was primarily used by the East Oakland Grim Reaper, who is now incarnated in the local sheriff county jail. This technique is now outlawed and carries a 25 year prison sentence, unless you are in the following countries: Mexico, Japan, Wisconsin, Thailand and Uganda.
The East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique is a dangerous technique and must be done with the proper precautions.
by EastOaklandGrimReaper July 7, 2025
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