numb head

Someone who's a bit special, and I don't mean he can move things with his mind. (A bit fick)

That Louis Wynne has just got caught drinking spirits in school again. He's a right numb head.

by Matt Jones January 17, 2005

Numb Thumb

Pertaining to a novacaine fetish when you stick your thumb in a jar of novacaine and let it go numb. You then suck on your thumb until you regain feeling.

"What are you doing after work?" walrus asked
"Why I'm going to give myself the numb thumb." peter pan replied

by LLAMA LEGS AND CABBAGE NUTS INC. February 5, 2008

numb bum

A difficult task or someone who is difficult to persuade.

He's still not convinced although I tried my best to persuade him. Such a numb bum!

by sinthya May 11, 2006

my ass is numb

when a large shit goes out your ass and hurts then feels numb

mom my ass is numb

by Man is man December 8, 2020

Eggs of Numbing Inevitability

An alternative name for Kinder Surprise eggs, which pretty much fulfils the English desire for disappointment right to the maximum which is probably why we buy them.

Between the horrible, cheap chocolate and the tacky plastic toy, each and every kinder egg is guaranteed to provide the equivalent of 30mgs of heroin in disillusionment. Some individuals have been so overcome with despair on exposure to the Eggs of Numbing Inevitability that they attempt to eat the toy as well.

"Bill Bailey would like the eggs of numbing inevitability"

by True-Bill Bailey; Z dimension May 12, 2009

Dumb numb gums

The euphoric feeling you get when you rub leftover cocaine crumbs on your gums, AKA numb gums. Your gums will go numb shortly after providing you with a feeling that’s nearly indescribable.

One night when leaving one afters to go to the afters afters, the Uber arrives swiftly. When you have to rush to clean off your ID to make sure you don’t waste, you swipe your finger across the card. Not realizing how much was actually left on card but also having no other choice, you swipe the morsels of blow across your gums. You’ve experienced numb gums before, but buckle up! THIS IS NEXT LEVEL! You now have the DUMB numb gums! Having no feeling is the best feeling.

Got cocaine crumbs?

Turn those crumbs into dumb numb gums!

by DFCW July 3, 2023

no worries, numb nuts

A response to the australianism cheers big ears.

Dwayne: Oh, you got me a new Torana! Cheers big ears!
Cheryl: No worries, numb nuts.

by Sam Whitehead March 17, 2008