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asshole naked 

The absolute most naked you can be. No clothes no wallet no ride no blanket.....nothing.
That hooker tried to rip me off so I left her asshole naked on the side of the road.
asshole naked by rws2012s August 24, 2009

Nuke the fridge

When you fart in the fridge and the fridge keeps your fart fresh until the next time it is opened.
I had the broccoli farts last night but I started to go nose blind to them, so I had to nuke the fridge for later.
Nuke the fridge by Papertowles February 2, 2021

Naked spooning 

When a guy and his girl take their clothes off and lay in the spoon position. Quite possibly the most amazing feeling on the planet especially when the girl has a perfect booty. The softness and smoothness of her butt cheeks squeezing his cock feels so incredible it will give him an all night boner and feel like a nonstop orgasm. He won't want to fall asleep.
Girl: How did you sleep last night love?
Guy: Terrible, I didn't sleep at all.
Girl: Oh yeah we were naked spooning. Your cock really loves my booty.
(Guy smiling)
Naked spooning by LLeaky June 7, 2018

naked dress 

A dress that gives the illusion of the girl being naked. Originated in Sex and the City in which Carrie wears a flesh-toned dress, resulting in a pre-dinner hookup on a first date with Mr. Big.
Girl 1: What should I wear to the Lambdas party on Saturday!
Girl 2: Wear your naked dress!

Time to hit the gym. Naked dress to kill!
naked dress by inooks.asil December 9, 2010

Naked Time 

The time when you gotta shower after practice but you have a great time.
Derek: Hey Henry you know what a short practice means?
Henry: What?
Derek: EXTRA LONG NAKED TIME
Naked Time by yahboyisnice October 4, 2015
Slang for a microwave oven.
Rufus heated up last night's pizza in the nuker.
Nuker by Johnny MacD December 11, 2017