nuke gay whales for jesus

A catch phrase designed specifically to offend everybody in the room.

The party had way too many stuffy arrogant bastards and besides it was time to leave, so I ripped off a few nuke gay whales for jesus rants and showed myself to the door.

by Big Game Dave August 28, 2007

nuke the blunt

When after you roll a blunt that is too wet and don't want to use a bic lighter to dry it, you decide to place the blunt in the microwave for 15 seconds to dry it out.

Stoner Joe: "Naw, my blunt was wet one time so I nuke the blunt for acouple seconds and it was crispier then anything I could do with a bic."

Mary Jane: "Why would you smoke a crispy blunt?"

Stoner Joe: "I decided it would be faster to dry it with a microwave then dry it with my lighter, plus now I don't waste lighter fluid."

by 420Chase January 20, 2017

nuke boosting

this happens in modern warfare 2, when 2 or more nerds join a lobby and use tac inserts and take turns killing eachother till one of them gets a nuke. used most commonly in freeforall. the trick to get rid of it is to go find where they are hiding (easy to tell because tac insert is loud) and rpg the shit out of those cheaters!

nerd1:hey guyz! lets go nuke boosting!
nerd2:ya!!!
*joins lobby*
nerd1:21-22-23-24 kills! 1 more!
*KABOOM RPG*
nerds:nooo!!!!

by ShinyNewArmor January 30, 2010

Nuke 'Em

An extreme answer to problems that regular answers can't solve.

Dude 1: what should we do about the people of haiti?
Dude 2: Nuke 'Em

Reporter: Mr President what should we do about the terrorisit in the east?
Obama: Nuke 'Em

by Pancake_Main August 10, 2010

Nuke Dukem

When a person takes a massive dump in another persons microwave and cooks it on the highest setting until it explodes into a shitty mess or catches on fire. The Nuke Duker normally flees the scene so that when the owner of the microwave finds the evidence, they are none the wiser.

I was at my best friends house and he drank all my beer, so while he was at work, I ate everything in his fridge and then left him a Nuke Dukem.

by Steven Langston April 13, 2007

nuke the fridge

Because the top definition is too complicated;
Drop a nuclear bomb on a fridge and survive.

Person A: Oh god! A nuclear bomb is coming!
Person B: It's going to nuke the fridge!
Indiana Jones' big brain: Perfect idea! It totally won't be destroyed! We totally won't die! Let's hide in it!

by gaycha more like gay January 2, 2021

nuke the gameboard

What someone does when they're losing a game, usually resulting in the permenant disruption of scores to hide the shame of failure.

'So we were playing Monopoly and out of nowhere, James decided to nuke the gameboard. I didn't even get to pass Go before my houses were scattered all over the floor!'

by MrNevermore July 31, 2007