nurse salt

The nickname for popular soft drink Diet Dr Pepper, due to the nurse-like appearance of the white, silver and red packaging.

Lojack: I'm craving a Dr Pepper but I don't want all those calories

Gogo: Girl, you need to make an appointment with Nurse Salt

by crazylidz August 20, 2008

Goodnight nurse

When you come to have a Curb Your Enthusiasm joke explained to you and instead you have idiots talking about whether or not a band is fictional

Did you watch Curb last night? No I was busy web-surfing a nonsense band called Goodnight Nurse

by Submarine Hunter July 28, 2022

Nurse Anesthesiologist

Nurse Anesthesiologist:

Because badass miracle worker isn’t an official job title

Don’t worry, I am a nurse anesthesiologist, I have a perfect KO record.

by Hewhopassesgas March 14, 2019

Nursery

A nursery, or a preschool, is a place that children attend for two years before primary school. In nurseries kids can have fun whilst at the same time get taught.

One method of teaching in a nursery is called Montessori. This method relies on independence and freedom within limits. It is particularly helpful for kids with special needs, such as Autism.

Because the children are young, the teachers would have to be gentle with the kids.

My 3 year old kid called Bob goes to Baker Street Nursery in Stirling. Where does your kid go for nursery?

by FunkDaBeat September 28, 2014

Nurse Pleasure

A super sexy women whose absolute sexiness is only matched by her ability to please.

That's right, you know you like it when nurse pleasure examines you.

by Brandon Mark October 23, 2005

Norsemen

Norse invaders, the vikings. See hung like a norse.

Ever hear that Iron Maiden song Invaders? It was first track on number of the beast.



"Victims of the mighty norsemeeeeeeeeeeen!"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

head nurse

A female who is just learning how to perform oral sex. This person must be trained or 'nursed' on how to give good head before becoming a 'head doctor'.

When I started going with this girl, she was a head nurse, but after she got the hang of how to suck that cock, she became a pro...she graduated to head doctor.

by dabtron October 20, 2008