Nostril Projection

The act of blowing something out of your nose so hard, your soul leaves your body through your nose along with boogers, snot, blood or anything else that comes out at a high-velocity. Things that come out of your nose at a high-velocity are also known themselves as nostril projections.

"Dude, I just went from snot rocket to a full-on nostril projection! Wait, is that my body down there on the ground? And why did my booger break the window?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

nostril flaring

The act of someone with a fat nose (preferably black) flaring their nostrils to stretch a girls pussy out.

Dude I just got done nostril flaring my moms 2nd cousin.

by wenis____ March 24, 2024

InFlAtEd NoStRiLs

when your weird potato friend ends up to go around and inflate her nostrils like balloons.

me: suh

friend: *inflated nostrils*

by P0HTAHT0H January 29, 2019

Nostril gators

It's an aligator protecting in an around the nostril ensuring safety to the nostril at all times

My nostril gators need feeding

by Kim mckee August 1, 2016

Nostril fucking

When your mates on his stag do and a coco pops breakfast bar is inserted into his wet nostril leaving him feeling violated yet climatic

Hes Has been nostril fucking his nose

by Mrhallowseve May 28, 2018

Nostril Nipple Shot

A lactating woman puts her nipple into someone's nostril and they snort the milk out of the nipple into their nose.

That nostril nipple shot has my nose leaking.

I just went on a date and she gave me the best nostril nipple shot I could ever think of.

by SaucyFartTart69999 October 5, 2022

Nostril Air Redirection

The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.

Nostril Air Redirection may not work often, but it feels satisfying when it does.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 25, 2022