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nobody loves you

when you are lonely like a man with no arms tring to touch yourself in the bed at night.
kid 1: are you gay?
kid 2: yes.
kid 1: nobody loves you!

Nobody said you had to supply the sound effects! 

What an annoyed attendee snorts at you when you sarcastically voice a gross/crude/embarrassing "audio clip" during/after a humiliating event that others would prefer to hush up or forget/ignore.
Wry-faced storyteller: "...but needless to say, that big plate of beans very decidedly did **not** completely agree with me, and so I ---"
You: "July is National Baked Bean Month --- ppppppprrrrrrrppppppffffhh --- excuse me!"
Wry-faced storyteller, casting an irritated glance in your direction: "Hey --- that's quite enough --- nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!"

Nobody peek at my merbosms

What Alfie said when he was tripping on a dirty vienetta
(Alfie)- nobody peek at my merbosms

Nobody knows 

People say that I know when I don’t tho. It’s odd but ask me anyway
Nobody knows the meaning of life

I do?!?!?”
Nobody knows by Nobodyatallll December 12, 2020

Nobody knows 

People say that I know when I don’t tho. It’s odd but ask me anyway
Nobody knows the meaning of life

I do?!?!?”
Nobody knows by Nobodyatallll December 12, 2020

Nobody knows 

People say that I know when I don’t tho. It’s odd but ask me anyway
Nobody knows the meaning of life

I do?!?!?”
Nobody knows by Nobodyatallll December 12, 2020