Wry-faced storyteller: "...but needless to say, that big
plate of
beans very decidedly did **not** completely agree with me, and so I ---"
You: "July is National Baked
Bean Month --- ppppppprrrrrrrppppppffffhh --- excuse me!"
Wry-faced storyteller, casting an irritated glance in your direction: "Hey --- that's quite enough --- nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!"