by brian December 30, 2003

"This December 31st, we're celebrating New Years Eve!"
by Chris Grammer January 2, 2004

A new year term used by someone (who doesn’t approve of China’s internal politics and its foreign policy in bribing or bullying many poor or developing natural resources-rich countries) to their Chinese friends, foes, or fiends rather than using “Chinese New Year.”
If you want to be in the good books of the Chinese communists or nationalists, use “Chinese Lunar New Year,” not the arguably disrespectful “Lunar New Year” or the highly disparaging “Korean Lunar New Year” to infuriate them.
by Fasters January 29, 2023

Oh my God !
Party whistles and silly hats heading
this way ! .
That,s a new years peeve - If ever I
saw one ! .
Party whistles and silly hats heading
this way ! .
That,s a new years peeve - If ever I
saw one ! .
by E - FUMBLER January 1, 2009

The Zombie New Year is/would-be the date exactly one year after the Zombie Apocalypse began.
Alternately it would be the date from which Zombies finally conquered the world. Many dispute this, however, stating that it would be impossible unless zombification could be passed on a microbal level. Unless zombification could be passed as such, and infect all manner of life, then technically the Zombie forces could never truly conquer the world.
Alternately it would be the date from which Zombies finally conquered the world. Many dispute this, however, stating that it would be impossible unless zombification could be passed on a microbal level. Unless zombification could be passed as such, and infect all manner of life, then technically the Zombie forces could never truly conquer the world.
by Kyvia June 11, 2006

Boy: Come onbaby let’s bring in the New Year with New Year’s Anal.
Girl: Ok, but I want a ring next year!
Boy: sure baby
Girl: Ok, but I want a ring next year!
Boy: sure baby
by Urban humor December 23, 2017

by E - FUMBLER January 1, 2009
