New Jersey 

A somewhat strange place which still has
an identity problem.For example- the
Devils win a Stanley Cup and have their
parade in the parking lot of the arena,
weird...A place with a lot of good people who just get fucked over daily
by the asshole state gov't and scumbag
politicians,who deserve to be put against a wall and shot,until they find a few who have the balls to straighten
out the fucking mess.A place where you
get used to bending over and getting it up the ass by auto insurance companies
who are also in bed with the asshole
state gov't.Get a ticket in Va. and the
asshole insurance co.in NJ will also fuck you with a fine for insurance points.All the whore politicians know how bad this fucking mess is but none of them have the fucking balls to fix
their fuck-ups,they are all lying cock
suckers who won't address the real
problems.Instead they keep coming up with one fucked up law after another.
They are too worried about fucking over people who smoke,to line their fucking
coffers with extra money from cigarette
sales.Somebody wants to smoke,they know the risks but they should'nt have to
pay out the ass because these cocksuckers can't manage money and demand more and more.Out the ass taxes,
road tolls etc....typical Jersey.Bring
back the Mob...at least they'd make a fucking profit and eliminate these no
good,useless,fucking political,ball-less
whores.

Best view of New Jersey that I ever
saw,from my rear view mirror.

New Jersey by Getch June 5, 2005

new jersey 

- House the show on Fox takes place in NJ
- We have the fastest rollercoaster in the world, Kingda Ka
- We have awesome beaches, LBI, Wildwood, Island beach etc.
- Queen Latifah, Redman, Derek Jeter, Kevin Jonas, all from NJ
- Sopranos a show on HBO about North Jersey mob

Ignorant dipshit: New Jersey sucks!

Me: Than why do we have two hit TV shows about us? Lots of beaches with huge waves, famous people, and the highest/fastest rollercoaster in the world?

new jersey by Jersey kid February 13, 2008

New Jersey 

Like New York, but dirtier, uglier, people are 4 times as rude and 2 times as likely to spit on your shoes. They will call you a "Boyd Bwained Fuck" (Bird Brained Fuck). They take pride in shitty coffee and shittier women.

You must be from New Jersey, because I hate you.

New Jersey by Daney Cookey February 10, 2010

New Jersey 

The sewer of America, the butt hole of the the United States. It should be nuked so PA can have a beach.For the most part everyone that lives there are total tools. Also could be the most dirty place in the world with a smell to match.

Ron"That kid is a total tool"
Dave" He's from New Jersey"
Ron"Ohh that explains it"

Ron" Whats that Smell?"
Dave" Were getting close to New Jersey"

New Jersey by Dave424 February 16, 2008

New Jersey 

One of the best states in America (maybe after Florida), and I've lived in other states for a great portion of my life. We're the richest or second richest state in America. Also, about 32.1% of our state's population (25 and older) have at least a bachelor's degree. The average household income here is $59,989 a year.

We have a lot of malls, I can count at least 4 that are a half hour a way from me. But so what? I don't see anything wrong with that.

We're considered bad drivers, in truth, it's the rest of America that can't drive. You're driving to get from point A to point B as quickly as possible, not to be polite and make friends.

Unlike a lot of states, we have a diverse and multi-racial community. Although some areas are more concentrated with people from one race(but unlike most states...this isn't the case for the whole state).

About 1 out of 15 of the people in New Jersey have a New Jersey accent. And it isn't as heavy as you think it is.

A lot of this place is suburb, but so what? What's wrong with beautiful homes and landscapes?

Great weather here too, it sometimes gets a little too cold every once in a while, but better than most places.

A:Welcome to New Jersey!
B:What's that smell?
A:Yeah, sorry about that,that's New York and PA.

New Jersey by Freakin' ray of sunshine October 3, 2008

New Jersey 

A clusterfuck of super rich and super poor towns / cities all in the same area. A place were you cannot die from natural disasters, there are none.

New Jersey- You're either filthy rich or fucking slummed.

New Jersey by I_LIVE_HERE May 5, 2011

New Jersey 

The grey area between New York City and Philadelphia.

From where I am in New Jersey I can get to Philadelphia in less than a half-hour and New York City in less than 2 hours.

New Jersey by Mike the Ekim April 12, 2006