nerd baby

A nerd baby is a person who is annoying and so full of themselves that they act like a nerd due to them thinking they are smarter than everyone else and too much of baby to except they're not making them annoying.

Joe: Wow Johnny is really annoying and he's so full of himself he's such a nerd baby!

by Lasagna Ocelot October 19, 2020

tree nerd

nerds who sit in trees close to a persons wifi network and steal his bandwith

my wireless network is so slow have you checked for tree nerds lately?

by lkymky April 23, 2008

Guitar Hero Nerd

A person who learns about metal songs/bands from playing Guitar Hero.

Metal Head: Hey, have you heard of that band Metallica?
Guitar Hero Nerd: Yeah, from Guitar Hero.

by fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou December 2, 2010

Closet Nerd

Any person seen as cool and hip by his/her peers but secretly enjoys doing nerdy things that "cool" people frown upon.

Person 1>Man, that guy is so freakin cool.
Person 2>He's a closet nerd, he plays D&D and MTG with my friends and me every weekend.
Person 1>No way...

by Conar101 November 12, 2005

Nerd

A studious and smart person who gets made fun of by haters. Nerds are not necessarily the 1960's stereo type with bottle cap glasses, suspenders, button shirts with pens in a shirt pocket, ect. Some nerds are good looking, some are smart, and some are both. Nerds are academicly advanced. However, most nerds are still socially challenged. Nerds are loners. :)
Not
Even
Remotely
Dumb

Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin, Galileo Galilei, Little rock 9, Alfred Binet, Carl Linnaeus, Steve Urkil the nerd.

by HawaiianPunch1 October 25, 2009

Nerd Majeure

Derived from force majeure. The irresistible compulsion (exclusive to otaku and other nerds) to correct, or at least point out, inconsequential petty mistakes or inconsistencies in language, reproduction or representation.

My overwhelming desire to be pedantic with this Urban Dictionary entry is a result of nerd majeure.

or

I am compelled by nerd majeure to point out that in frame 3754 of (random anime movie), the alien's third tentacle has no shadow.

by ithcy February 16, 2006

Nerd Yoga

n. The bizarre contortions that are performed by tech support people to get at hard-to-reach equipment. Often practitioners surprise observers because they appear otherwise incapable or averse to any physically strenuous activity.

User #1: Did you get your mouse working again?
User #2: Turns out it was just unplugged. The IT guy came up and did a little Nerd Yoga to get it back in.
User #1: That guy can really bend himself into weird shapes.
User #2 True dat.

by ctrlU March 29, 2010