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howdy neighbor

the howdy neighbor is when you are railing a girl from being up against a glass door or large window. have your friend sneak in the room, as he gets an erection you start pulling out fully and putting it in again, then when they are ready pull out and theyll put their dick in, you leave, walk around to the front of the window, tap on the glass and wave 'howdy neighbor!"
we were totally at this party last night and arron and i totally gave this girl the howdy neighbor, she didnt even see it coming!
by jonnycore November 8, 2007
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Hello Neighbor

Hello Neighbor is a stealth horror game about sneaking into your neighbor's house to figure out what horrible secrets he's hiding in the basement.

You play against an advanced AI that learns from your every move. Really enjoying climbing through that backyard window? Expect a bear trap there. Sneaking through the front door? There'll be cameras there soon. Trying to escape? The Neighbor will find a shortcut and catch you.
by DesiredExoticNeighbor February 7, 2018
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Hello Neighbor

when a man is fucking a woman doggy style his friend hides in the closet, naked and ready to take his place. The friend sneaks out and switches with the original fucker of the woman. While the second man continues to screw the lady from behind the first one sneaks outside to the window which the woman is facing. He looks in and waves causing the woman to be extremely confused due to the fact that the man who she thought was destroying her from behind is now smiling and waving to her from outside.
Dude, me and Johnny totally messed with my ex girlfriend last night!

Really?
Yeah, we gave her the old Hello Neighbor
by rowdyhowdy November 3, 2010
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Average Neighbor

A guy who lives next door to you, who you thought was very attractive at first glance. Then when you hang out with him, you realize that he is not hot, he is just average.
Average neighbor was mowing his lawn today!
by marleneyweenie June 24, 2009
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Visiting the neighbor

when your balls rest in your butt crack while lying down on your back
while i was relaxing my balls were visiting the neighbor
by NUROK HOWLER October 19, 2010
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Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there

State Farm: We'll groom your kids, and teach them to be gay.
Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there
by Skyrim550 September 11, 2022
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The neighbor's cum is always whiter

When a sexual partner complains about your sexual activity and/or your genitallia
Jane: your dick is much smaller than Mike's

Jane's boyfriend: *murmuring * the neighbor's cum is always whiter
by r/EmojiPolice_open_up April 4, 2020
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