Node Anxiety

The general sense of unease followed by intense sweating and nausea when checking your ETCPOW nodes.

Oh crap, I've got a serious case of Node Anxiety rn bro.

by Crypto Punter December 7, 2023

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nodespam

1. spamming nodes (bad coding practice)
2. defending against crawlers by placing power nodes (Mindustry)

I've gotta clean up this nodespam before code review.

by adhdev January 20, 2025

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In the life of the average Nodev he is met with a special mating event where he will find a tree, and start making sexually suggestive love gestures to it, until it will ruthlessly try to breed it to no avail. this event could be very lethal to some Nodev's as it endangers their very hope of getting loved by other inanimate beings or humans. Today, we know that for a Nodev to get a partner is a once in a lifetime event.

oh wow that's a Nodev Making Love to a Tree... that is so cool and rare. poor Nodev

by C armel March 16, 2026

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Nodev

A person who creates content about software but has not released any shippable applications themselves. The term is often used to describe pretentious game development YouTube channels where the creator has not been credited on any commercially released games.

Person 1: Bro, you've got to watch this Indie Dev YouTube Channel, they've completely changed the way I see video games.

Person 2: Did this guy make any games? What has he developed

Person 1: Uh, um. He's been making this pixelated, Minecraft-inspired, Souls-like card game, Rogue-like, about depression in a fallen kingdom. He's been at it for eight years; it's got to be Game of the Year.
Person 2: Eight years and no game? What a Nodev, is it cel-shaded too?

by xenesiz June 26, 2025

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