Narcissistic

Cats and dogs are not narcissistic or vain.

Girl- It's not true that I'm a narcissist is it mommy?
Mother- Well my darling, you're not a cat or a dog so you're not innocent, you're certainly more narcissistic than a cat or a dog.

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018

narccisus effect

When a person (generaly a guy) becomes obbsesed with himself and basicly incredibly vain.

*guy looking into a mirror for ages* geash - that guys got the narccisus effect.

by the postmans biatch June 30, 2004

narcicastic

A remark that is both narcissistic and sarcastic.

Narcicastically she said, ‘how could he resist this hot, desirable body out of all the other bodies in this place?

by denverdigs April 15, 2010

Narcipost

The act of relentlessly checking back to see who has commented on your Facebook posting.

Dave thinks he's so funny. He totally narciposts everything he writes on his wall.

by agrossman June 5, 2010

narcincest

1. The act of having sex with your mirror image

2. What Narcissus died pining for

3. Similar to twincest, but for those who don't have an identical twin

4. A future benefit of cloning technology

"Forget the Bel Ami twins. Scroll down and you will discover hardcore Colby on Colby action. Narcincest?"

"Dave Franco Fucks Himself"

"Colby can fuck himself on the Doily Penis"

by kinsey3 November 1, 2011

narcisissy

Variety of gay guy,so vain,effeminate and self-absorbed it verges on the comic.More the exception than the norm,sometimes avoided by other gays.Frequents excruciating,cheesy reality shows.

"I have sat nav in my Acura to scour my town for my exfoliants,before my therapist.Do you think I look cute in my hat?" Addicted to the narcisissy porno genre,which involves a vast mirror,the user(freshly exfoliated),and latest phone cam.Saturates Facebook with every breath taken in their daily life.

by G Suss August 23, 2012

narcisstick

Annoying selfies made with phone/camera on a stick.

"Oh, look another narcisstick selfie post."

by germannoodles August 6, 2015