and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

A circumstance or event which is clearly never ever going to happen

yes I am sure you are correct about ....and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

by Wiseboy March 21, 2008

MY NUTS BE HANGING LOW DAWG

exactly what it means MY NUTS BE HANGING LOW DAWG.

friend:have u seen that guy Joel?
other guy: whenever i see him MY NUTS BE HANGING LOW DAWG

by la cokaraacha January 8, 2021

You Gotta Be Pullin My Nuts

Annoying

Say if your friend says we have to redo an entire thing then you would say you gotta be pullin my nuts

by LIL NUT 17 July 23, 2021

on my nuts

When a guy's hitting on me. (another guy)

I thought Caleb invited me over to study, but instead he got all up on my nuts right away.

I thought Jake was straight, but he was definitely on my nuts so I guess not.

by Luke is on your nuts May 10, 2022

On My Nuts

When Bird tries to reveal that she’s a man which also reveals that Dark was gay this entire time.

On my nuts.

by RealDark June 23, 2021

Torques my Nuts

Brings me to a state that is uncomfortable and irritated at the same time.

That Hunter guy really Torques my Nuts at work on a daily basis.

by TORQUEDENUTS March 2, 2020

let my nuts drag

a phrase used when you have been doing some big dawg shit.

i let my nuts drag at work these past few months. boss man noticed and gave me a raise🦍

by emolga22 July 17, 2023