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I Own My Balls 

The antithesis to men who are pussy-whipped by women, and give in to everything a woman wants.

I get aggravated when I see I man cave to a woman's manipulating just because she has what he desires. Most men act as if that woman is the last one on earth, so, they will acquiesce to their demands.
The women I have been with learn not to demand from me because they know I own my balls.

A good time to use this is when one of your buddies won't hang with the crew because his woman wants him for something else, or simply won't let him. Tell him to get his balls back because she owns them right now.
I Own My Balls by Joe Cicalese October 31, 2007
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Let my balls breath

When someone is giving you a hard time or is giving you a lot of work to do
Jenny that bitch is making me do a lot of things for her, can't she at least let my balls breath

Shaking My Balls (SMB)

When someone says something so ridiculous bringing about disbelief to the extent where people around have no other choice but to shake their head in an aggressive fashion such that the shaking trickles down to the balls.
Goddamn it Chad, I told you not to drink all of the fucking liquor while we're out there hunting on the dance floor...shaking my balls (SMB)

sucka my balls 

gesture for "sucka my balls" right hand open thumb spread to the left making a V in between the 4 fingers "2 on each side" and "for two times" use both hands with the same gesture

you cans shake the hand for effect
what is the hand gesture for sucka my balls

it is very familiar but differenet
sucka my balls by Emdocpa April 11, 2010

bustin my balls 

To betray on a previously agreed deal
The wise guy is bustin my balls each time he turns his back like that
bustin my balls by nck331 June 1, 2009

Trippin' my balls off 

Confused to the point of bewilderment or a feeling of reverential respect mixed with fear or wonder (in awe)
Brooks: Yo dude, wassup?
Me: Dude, holy shit, you're trippin' my balls off!
Brooks: Alright, huhuhuhuhuuuhehehahahaha!

Breaking my balls 

1.To annoy, tease
2.To overwork someone
3.To overwhelm someone with outrageous stories.
1.They kept breaking my balls about the girl i took out last night.
2.My boss is always breaking my balls with all this work.
3.She kept insisting i knew what she was talking about i told her your breaking my balls with this story.